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When you punch out somebody's teeth and then force them to perform oral sex on you.
Victoria: "Waiter, I'd like a full english breakfast please."
Waiter: "That's disgusting."
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This entry is regarding english dubbed ANIME.
(n)/(v). A type of Japanese anime that has its original Japanese voices removed and replaced by English voiceovers by English voice actors. This is different from subbed anime, which has english subtitles while still preserving the unchanged and more natural Japanese voices of the original anime.
In some cases, english dubs may change or modify the feelings, tones and moods of original anime, making it seem like some kind of cartoon targeted at kids or hopelessly childish adults. Sometimes some scenes are also censored or cut from the anime, which may be deemed crude and unacceptable to be watched by the English-speaking community, oddly enough (eg. Pokemon - slap).
The primary reason why anime purists dislike english dubs may be due to the unnecessarily artificial high-pitched voices used in English dubs, or the lack of the original mood/meaning that was once present in the anime, which English dubs occasionally manage to transform and convert into something completely different and warped from the original. Or maybe due to the odd mouth movements that don't match the English voices and make characters look like mental retards.
In some english dubs, the anime openings / endings are also removed and instead replaced with horrendous custom-made sequences with blatant and crude shouting (eg Naruto). In this way, awesome openings and endings are excluded from the dubbed version, leaving it pitifully inconclusive.
However, it is important to note that some english dubbed anime are acceptable and watchable. Sadly enough, most people who don't know about original "anime" sometimes assume that English dubbed anime were created by Americans or the like (e.g Pokemon) and were meant to be in English. This is a common misconception that causes people to group anime together with the category "cartoons", even though they are different in numerous ways, especially in the maturity sector.
Illiterate: NOO NOO NOOO I CANT READ SUBTITLES I NID THE ENGLISH DUB!!!
Terribly myopic person: ARRGH these small tiny harmless subs blocks off all my visuals! I DUNNO Y BUT CAN"T SEE!! NID THE ENGLISH DUB!!!
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The English language that understandable, even by Average Joe, Underages, or Elderly people
Speak plain English, please
-Gordon Ramsay on Hell's Kitchen
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The term you use when a nigga can barely speak english, yah maann fuk deee bithess tonight.
Aka mumble rappers.
Dude this guy is speaking like a badly beaten nigger.
You mean Crack English?
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A very peaceful class that sucks when you have to write a paper or have to fart
It’s complete bullshit that I have to write 2 5 paragraph essay in English class!
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Filthy spin put on a pitched breaking ball in the game of baseball. Derived from the billiards technique of putting "english," or side-spin on the cue ball.
"Holy shit! Barry Zito's curve ball has some nasty english!"
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Usually middle-aged men and women who have a self-written sci-fi series sitting in their desk drawers that no publishing company gives a shit about. Therefore, giving their students terrible grades helps fill up that depressing hole in their hearts. They also get a boner by thinking about how their perception of the book is far superior to anyone else’s. They typically over-analyze random speech in novels and make you feel like a dumbfuck while doing so. For example, if an author writes “The dog was sad.”, an English teacher would talk about how this is a reference to the revolutionary battle tactics of Napoleon. Meanwhile, the author really meant that the dog was just fucking sad. Despaired. Depressed. Whatever other synonyms. Case closed.
Kiss-ass Kelsie: Ms. Johnson is the best English teacher ever! She really helps emphasize the true need for literature to enrich our otherwise pointless lives.
Reasonable Ricky: Suck a fat one Kelsie and reflect on your life.
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