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A saucy hussy from England or thereabouts who is rather sassy and voluptuous. Excellent individuals to hang out with.
An example of an English Wench would be Emily Painter of England, Scotland, and most notably Albuquerque.
The English language that understandable, even by Average Joe, Underages, or Elderly people
Speak plain English, please
-Gordon Ramsay on Hell's Kitchen
The term you use when a nigga can barely speak english, yah maann fuk deee bithess tonight.
Aka mumble rappers.
Dude this guy is speaking like a badly beaten nigger.
You mean Crack English?
the act of instead of shooting, lobbing a cold crumpet at the face of an opponent.
person 1: "yeah I played English roulette'
person 2:" nice did you crumpet anyone?"
Usually middle-aged men and women who have a self-written sci-fi series sitting in their desk drawers that no publishing company gives a shit about. Therefore, giving their students terrible grades helps fill up that depressing hole in their hearts. They also get a boner by thinking about how their perception of the book is far superior to anyone else’s. They typically over-analyze random speech in novels and make you feel like a dumbfuck while doing so. For example, if an author writes “The dog was sad.”, an English teacher would talk about how this is a reference to the revolutionary battle tactics of Napoleon. Meanwhile, the author really meant that the dog was just fucking sad. Despaired. Depressed. Whatever other synonyms. Case closed.
Kiss-ass Kelsie: Ms. Johnson is the best English teacher ever! She really helps emphasize the true need for literature to enrich our otherwise pointless lives.
Reasonable Ricky: Suck a fat one Kelsie and reflect on your life.
One man gets on his hands and knees and bends his dick backwards so the other man kneeling behind him can suck his dick and blow air on his asshole thus dusting the english.
Can also be described as one man down on his hands and knees and with his ass in the air gets jerked off from behind while having his asshole eaten out.
see also "hand me down reach around"
I had a really great time the other night, after we went home I gave him an english duster
I really think our relationship is going to work out everytime we fight I give him an english duster and we go walk our dogs in time for sunset
Dipping your 'teabag' in someone's mouth while they're asleep.
I gave her an English Breakfast