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Ponton Family

A Family That is Fucked Up in so many ways.

The Ponton Family Is a fucked up family

by CrustyCxm July 6, 2020


this is a family establishment

A phrase meant to shut someone up, especially when they're talking about something inappropriate.

(At Chick-fil-A)
Teal: So, I was reading the latest Chuck Tingle book, and got to the part where they--
Azure: Dude! This is a family establishment!

by Blues and Dumbness June 20, 2020


Tiger family

The tiger family is just like a regular family. Just better. Because they will never leave. They will always be there for you. They will always be there to make sure you happy. And your always there to make sure they are happy. A tiger family isn’t just a group name. It’s a love. You love each other so much. That they all mean everything to you. And that they are just wonderful. And plain out amazing. Everyone in this family is kinda and caring. Everyone is beautiful, inside and out. Everyone is just great. It’s always amazing to have a tiger family.💗

Sam and Magen are my tiger family. I love them so much.

by Hehe. MaRlEY March 28, 2019


Street Family

Street family culture derives from homeless youth. Often times disabled homeless youth, or just youth that no one cares about. In some places, street family members grow into adults and stay in the family.

What can you do, when you are young, and no one cares about you? Children tend to have very active imagination, children like to play house.

A street family is a pretentious family created by children not being protected.

It isn't necessarily violent, but there is often drama, as drama comes with poverty.

Street families tend to disregard traditional family roles. In fact, in some cases, that includes having nonsensical roles, like the street mom's street brother being also the street brother of the street mom's street son.

Street family members tend to be extremely vulnerable leading to victimization, which includes police misconduct.

The tone varries, but street family members are easily replaceable to the outside world, however, if they were conditional towards each other, they wouldn't last.

In this hypothetical street family, it lasted more than 10 years. Billy is 23, being one of the youngest, he joined at 14, with ODD and being abused after getting abandoned.
Billy has been stabbed in the back lots of times by his street family, but he stays because it's his security.
They are afraid, held together by fight or flight. The entire point is to pretend that there is stability where there is none.

Bitzy is my street mom in my street family. We kinda just vibe.

by mynameis FThem Cloud December 1, 2021


Family Guy

A cartoon that was awesome. Especially the early seasons where Peter was still retarded, but didn't act all childish, Brian was the voice of reason for Peter instead of a liberal douche, Stewie being evil and wanting to kill Lois, Cleveland was around, and Lois wasn't a terrible mother.

Person 1: Wanna watch some Family Guy?

Person 2: If you're talking the earlier seasons, for sure!

by Maya Butreeks May 13, 2021


Family Guy

One of the best anime ever. It was created by a brilliant man named Seth McFarlane. It is about a guy named Peter Griffin and his family and friends going on crazy ass adventures. It began airing on FOX sometime at the end of the 90s. This amazing anime series is known for being funny as hell with references to other famous anime such as: The Simpsons, American Dad, King of the Hill, and many more. You should show this anime to your grandchildren this awesome anime 20 years later to keep this anime's legacy alive. This show was also nominated for various awards which I am too lazy to list down. This anime is the fifth best anime of all time. Just behind Spongebob SquarePants, Bee Movie, The Simpons, and the one and only, Cory in the House. Oh, and one more thing, I didn't bother to watch the newer episodes of spongebob or any clips from King of the Hill because this is a fucking meme and I don't know why you bothered to read the whole thing. I always wanted to know why humanity became a bunch of retards in recent years. Oh, and good job to anyone who managed to read this entire shit hole of a definition.

Guy 1: Have you seen Family Guy yet?

Guy 2: Yeah! That anime was amazing!

Guy 3: Family guy is bad

Guy 1: gtfo lmao

by Justin Beiber is Fucking Gay June 3, 2018


keyper family

the keyper family is the strongest family out there. they are kind, supportive, and a little crazy. they love and care about every keyper out there and are always happy to welcome a new keyper from the family. they adore the key brothers and will forever

hey are you apart of the keyper family?

by keyper_forever September 1, 2017