cooter fruit

Cooter Fruit- A friend who is being silly or goofy.
Or
Cooter fruit- a small bean like fruit well hidden in the cooter. Is said to be an urban legend as no man has actually found one

John is such a cooter fruit today!

Fruit Flannel

A name for a womans vagina

I saw her fruit flannel when she bent over.

fruit bowl

normally a guy that acts very feminine. he try’s taking all the girls boyfriends. and he’s always up to date with the drama because he’s normally the main cause. he’s very entitled and nobody likes him whatsoever

Person 1: “watch out guys it’s fruit bowl”

Person 2: ight imma head out now

Fruit-Slap

Any kind of fruit drink (punch) that is extremely watered down.
Rendering it undeserving of the name punch, thus the name fruit-slap (also hawaiian slap).

Randy:"how's your fruit punch?"
Jimmy:"it sucks."
Jimmy:"its more like fruit-slap."

Fruit Grenading

The act of throwing fruits into people's windows, usually at night.

A banana enters from the window and crashes a vase.
Dad: What the fuck was that???
Kid: Dad, they're fruit grenading again...

fruit bread

A fruit bread is a sex position men use when their having a threesome.

Hey Johnny, Come Join Joe and Will and we can make sandwich. We can use a fruit bread.

Fruit Stick

(1) a person who is acting in a gay or manner and acting like an idiot at the same time.

(2)An individual acting or behaving in a manner that pisses you off.

(1)Look at that fruit stick, he is never going to get date like that.
(2)Did you see that fruit stick just cut me off?