A rank tasting beer produced from an unsuccessful home brew attempt.
Russ: "And I seem to recall the reason behind your dark fail ale was that you tried to do too many funky things to it?"
Row: "Yeah, the fail ale was due to weird recipe that the guy from the Coopers hotline thing suggested. I should've just stuck with the stout can and sugar...Waaa."
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failing so bad at something that its a totally laughable matter.
teacher: spell the word, cupcake
student: k, u, p, k, a, k, e.
epic fail
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1.A fail great enough to draw attention to one's self yet not as bad as epic fail
Joe: "Did you see her miss that kill on TFC?"
Jim: "Ya. She is uber fail"
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1.the largest, most humiliating kind of epic fail. EVER.
2.Fresh C280
A 19-year-old bs-er gets caught for trying to pass a picture of a MERCEDES-BENZ CLS55 AMG at a dyno as his own (on car forum MDStreetScene.com) but gets caught when the real owner shows up. FRESH FAIL!!
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staples mixed with Wattered down oatmeal.
Fail sauce, the breakfeast of Douches.
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Failed Lesbian = noun. A woman who craves a sexy man's body but would never touch it, unless he was THAT SEXY, but instead, she would focus all that desire into boning a hot woman..or not so hot woman...as long as it is a woman
Bitch who coined this word: Fuck, i am such a failed lesbian, that guy's bulge is making me so horny. *goes home and fucks the brains out my girlfriend while thinking of the guy's bulge*
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when a person goes through life without ever having a successful relationship those relationships are then added to the fail train. It is possible for one person to ride in multiple cars on a single fail train.
i don't understand why DJ continues to try and date, the girl is just gonna end up on the fail train. Woo Woo!
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