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Someone who cultivates belly fat as a lifelong hobby. They are ardent defenders of McDonalds, Burger King and any other fast food franchise that helps them grow belly fat.
Growing fat is considered their greatest achievement.
That Fat Farmer has been growing fat since a young boy. He is a skilled professional.
The trick to being a fat farmer is pretending the amount of pounds you weigh equals the amount of money you have in the bank.
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Person or persons whom farm lemons with the soul intent to use them to sodomize there buddy’s using a potato cannon. Some times one person wil shoot them lemon for there rectum into there buddy’s rectum... also know as trading lemons
Man that was bad ass playing Lemon Farmers.... was great shooting lemons last night, my ass is killing me!!! I think we woke up the Neighbors!!!
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Usually a gay male individual who is in search of acquiring more penises around him thus he "farms" them by planting the seeds of homosexuality and awaiting the sausages to spring up around him.
-"That guy over there sure does have a lot of male friends."
-"Yeah, he's a very successful Sausage Farmer"
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A makeshift speedball, consisting of Oxy Contin, and Adderall. The method of administration is usually insufflation, or snorting. The term speedball is referring to the concoction that combines heroin and cocaine.
The next best thing to mixing smack and coke is a Farmer's Speedball.
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Dick farmer (dĭk fär'mər)
n. slang.
1. A Homosexual.
2. A person or persons who enjoy anal sex.
3. A person considered sexually promiscuous.
intr.v., dick farm·ing, dick farmed.
1. To actively have sexual relations with multiple partners.
2. To associate or have sexual relations with a dick farmer.
Behind the phrase:
1. The idea being that a farmer needs fertilizer for good crops.
2. The idea being that a farmer has a large amounts of crops growing.
Joe,"Fuck you, you Dick farmer!" Jamie,"Your just pissed because i Dick farmed your friends."
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the trend for young jam tart types to dress in country regalia
Who's that Will Young, urban farmer type working that stall at Spitalfield's?
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When a tired farmer had not time or money to get or make himself dinner.
I am really hungry right now, but I think I'll just have a farmer's dinner.
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