February 26

The day where Lee Chaelin first popped out into the world. Ever since then she has been screwing with female standards and bending women’s sexuality. Now, she is the Baddest Female to have ever exist and GZBs use this day to celebrate the birth of this mf legend we know as CL.

It's February 26... HELLO BITCHES!!!!!!!!

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February 20

February 20 is finger your girl in the shower day! Woohoo!

Guy 1: Hey, have you seen Matt tonight?
Guy 2: Nah bro, but it's February 20 so he could be busy fingering his girl in the shower

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february 31st

This day doesn’t exist

February 31st is not a day

February 24

National eat ice cream for dinner day! On this day everyone will enjoy the creamy goodness of ice cream!!

February 24 is to signify that everyone should be eating ice cream for dinner, like “No vegetables!! It’s February 24! Have some ice cream.

February 24

The day in which couples (gay or straight) celebrate sex by having sex. The reason National Fuck Day is on February 24th

A:Babyyyyyyyyyy guess what day it is!
B:Wednesday?
A:IT’S FEBRUARY 24,NATIONAL FUCK DAY!!!
B:OH HECK YEA

February 15

National take you, male best friends hoodie/sweater day

Girl: "It's February 15 give it here"
Boy: "Fine"

February 31

pretty people were born on this day

hey you born on February 31?!
yes!!
omg lets make out!!
the end