fist five

That awkward moment when you go in for a fist bump but the other guy goes for a high five.

Dude! I wanted a fist bump, not a fist five!

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The Big Five

Pertinent to major negative impacts of the United States governing system; Banker(s), MSM, Corporate Elite(s), Wall Street crook(s), Communist(s) & or most Liberal(s). Although they all intertwine.

Piers Morgan is part of The Big Five.

Notes:
1.Typically generalized as anyone anti-American.
2.Terminology not be used by anyone in The Big Five and an outrage if so.

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skype five

giving a high five through skype

woo good job. skype five!

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low fiving

doodling yourself. jerking it. solo dolo. fiddler on the roofie. party of one. masturbating, son.

Nichole couldn't come to the door because she was too busy low fiving.

typical.

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Five Niggas

Like the restaurant Five Guys, but the black version.

“y’all fw the cajun fries from five niggas?” –@dopeisland on Twitter

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Man-Five

To High five somebody as fast and hard as possible. Usually requires a run-up. This should end (if done correctly) in very painful, red hands.

Dude! That man-five was awesome, my hand's so swolen I can't even move it!

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Seven-Five

A game loser who lies about their penis size because it's small, then gets caught and put on blast.

"He said he was hung, but he was only a seven-five"

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