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A word used far too often by today's youth. The word is more or less used to eccentuate one's point. For example, as opposed to saying "Holy shit", one might say "holy FUCKING shit".
However the word was not created by angst-filled teenages, but originates from old english times. A couple would need permission from the King or Duke of their region in order to have sex (as it would produce possibly unwanted offspring). So, when they had permission, they would hang a sign on their door saying F.U.C.K., meaning Fornication Under Consent from the King.
I just kind of figured urban dictionary could use more dictionary and less urban.
Guy 1: I plan to fuck my wife tonight.
Guy 2: I recommend getting consent from the King for that fornication.
Guy 1: Oh damn, good call man.
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OK, everybody seems to have their definitions of this nasty word. Here's one you all missed. It's the name of an indie band from the San Francisco Bay Area that got together around 1993 or so. They have put out several albums over the years. The music is pretty much alright, there are some good songs there, and their albums are critically acclaimed but because of the band name radio won't play their music, most record stores won't stock their albums, and most clubs won't book them. If it weren't for the Internet they probably wouldn't be going anywhere. Go to Wikipedia, type in the name and go to the proper entry. At the bottom of that page is a link to the band's website.
Fuck is a band that is in a situation where because of their name their prospects for success are limited. The success they have is largely due to word-of-mouth and of course, the Net.
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When a man's penis is placed in a woman's vagina and thrusting occurs
Chad : Wow Lydia your bed is so soft!
Lydia : Get Out Of My Bed!
Chad : I can't grandma & grandpa are using mine!
Lydia : It's called A guest bedroom MOVE OUT!
Chad : Oh Lydia your hair is so soft & smells so good! Ahhhh!
Lydia : Leave me alone!
Chad : Wow do you always sleep naked! Ahhhhh!
Lydia : Get You Cock Off My Leg!
Chad : Right it needs to be between you legs! Ahhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh!
Lydia : QUIT FUCKING ME!
Grandma : How's my grandkids doing! OH MY GOD THERE FUCKING!
Grandpa : O God Damn! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
Grandma : Chad Quit Fucking Your Sister Right Now!
Chad : Uh she's my step sister!
Grandpa : Ahhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh!
Grandma : And you quit jacking off or there will be no Fucking tonight!
Grandpa : Oh Shit's!
Chad : Uh there will be no old people Fucking in my bed umkay!
Lydia : MOVE OUT AND QUIT FUCKING ME!
Grandpa : Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhh!
Grandma : That's It There Will Be No Fucking Tonight!
Grandpa : Oh well I guess i'll be Fucking Chad's Ass! Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhh!
Chad : Oh Shit's!
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1.an expression when one sees a potential compatible
2.a feeling of hatred towards a noun, place, or thing
3.a sincere way to say no or goodbye
1.*see a lady down the street "Fuck it."
2."Will you go out with me?" "No." "Fuck it."
3."How may I help you?" "Fuck it and God bless."
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Synonymous for sex of any kind.
"Dude, I just triple-fucked that bitch from da club last night!"
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Typically a verb. Describes two persons in any sort of sexual action. Fucking is sometimes regrettable, as it can be done by complete strangers. Especially while drunk
You: I am totally fucking that whore
some random woman: brb fucking with husband
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