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When two lovers space dock, & the person docking from above pushes the poop in with either one’s penis or dildo.
Hey, bro, have you given her the San Francisco Chocolate Éclair yet? I’ve heard the poo gives it an extra smooth feeling! Except when there’s nuts!
Originally designed as a contest for gay men, two people standing back to back have one set of anal beads inserted into their rectums and proceed to have a tug-of war by clenching and attempting to pull away from each other.
Tom was the clear winner in last nights San Francisco Tractor Pull, Tony did go away with 2cd place and a prolapsed rectum though.
1. When you have a kick ass job earning in the six figures yet you still have a beater car and a small shoe box house with a huge mortgage.
2. The disbelief of earning a huge income yet still just living an average life in the Bay Area.
Guy 1. Are you going to the SF Giants Game tonight?
Guy 2. Nah Man those tickets are expensive.
Guy 1. I thought your company just went public?!
Guy 2. Yeah it did but I'm San Francisco rich.
The most handsome guy in his school. He is probably with is girlfriend or with his friends who are probably celebrity.
His an op strong man sexy and very muscled.
I wish I could be like Francisco Velez.
The liquid human feces found on the streets of San Francisco.
Is this San Francisco mud on your shoes or what?
A wonderful and delightful way to start the day is by greeting your loved ones with the phrase ‘Good morning Dan Francisco’. It will always brighten the mood and boost the happiness of any person named Dan ;)
‘Good morning Dan Francisco’