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See also half-tard and quarter-tard. A full-tard is one who has 100% retard blood coarsing through their brains. This can mean two things. Half the time, the person will be born a retard, with limited brain capacity and other problems. The other half of the time, the person will slip through the nets of schooling and manage to finish some amount of their life with everyone thinking they are normal. However, eventually their blood will mature and they will begin acting like a retard. While they have adapated to society (see evolution) they still do not process the brain power to function without failure. They will constantly do stupid things.
Guy 1: "Look at Gillis making that pizza. He's actually having trouble."
Guy 2: "Dude, Gillis is a fucking full-tard. He can't help it."
Guy 1: "Ah. Fucker."
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The act of rubbing fuzzy dice onto the scrotum generating static electricity to form on the pubic hair. You then proceed to use your electrified pubes to fuck your girlfriend to shock her into an orgasm.
"Dude try these dice! I used to pull a Full House on your girlfriend!"
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Tonight we are going out full force and painting the town!
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Term to describe a male as gay.
The Martha refers to Martha Stewart.....homekeeping and craftiness in a male!
Hey, is Richie the full Martha???? His apartment is fabulous!!!!
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thoroughly, completely and totally (from full frontal nudity)
They turned the party into a full frontal rumor mill.
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Sit a girl indian style and roll her on her back,then with your ass pointing towards her head squat and point your cock and plunge it in either hole.
So I was giving this chick the full windsor and I snapped a fart off of her shin! It was awesome!
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