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Commercials aimed at specific generations based on iconic images.
Ok I just saw MCGruff the crime dog in a Geico Commercial. This generation pandering is hilarious.
A response that must Imedatly come after someone shouts Hello there, such is The way
"Hello there!" "General Kenobi!"
The act of a man wearing a strap on dildo on his forehead, as if to appear like a unicorn, laying on his back, while another man inserts the dildo into his ass and rides it, while being ridden the man on his back gives the dildo rider a hand job, and tongues his balls as they drop on his mouth during the dildo ride, and also jerks himself off during the entire process. Once both parties ejaculate, they mix the cum together and then the unicorn (man with dildo on head) swallows their combined loads.
Did u hear that nick gave dave a generous unicorn last night?
“General Huntsy” is the persona adopted by one mans circumcised penis at full mast. Named partly because his posture matches that of a saluting general, and partly because his temperament is one of vigour and resiliency. General Hunsty has a a reputation for being a fierce warrior, but has not earned this reputation alone. Accompanying his conquests are two fine men, whose primary job is to ensure the General has loads of ammunition when it comes time to finish a battle. Now occasionally they will supply the ammunition too soon, unfortunately causing the battle to end before it ever rose to the level of mutual satisfaction. But nevertheless, these fine men are responsible for generating most of the thrill associated with each battle and for this General Hunsty owes them his rock hard thanks.
No, I’m not pitching a tent in my pants. General Huntsy is just mistakenly readying himself for battle, so let’s hope the two fine men don’t mistakenly supply the ammunition.
Another name for Generation Z, or iGen, or now yeet generation
Person 1: Hey you ever heard of that yeet generation?
Person 2: yeah they’re the most sicko mode despacito people ever
a generation of humans raised to communicate with social media and generaly has a more important life on social media than in real life and typically lacks in real world knowledge and interactive communication and very poor social skills. and since theyve never known any other way of meeting new people they will snapchat afriend to find out the persons snapchat name of who they want to meet. and they find this way of breaking the ice to be much easier but they typically build up a snapchat relationship with that person and never end up making friends with the individual or ever talking to the person at all in real life
hey ive been wheeling that new girl at school pretty hard on snapchat but i walk by her in the hall way she doesnt even look at me but she still snaps me everyday after school why is this? well my friend she is part of the snapchat generation.
A feared horseman from the steppes of Central Asia, he rides to conquer: nothing less than the total destruction of his enemies will suffice. Mr. Chang uses General Kazoo with complete confidence when it is time to "take care of business", Chang-style.
Natasha bit her tongue when she heard the sound of General Kazoo's mounted forces trying hear. Not even the Commodore and Countess could help her now.