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A working-class Latino suburb located about 20 minutes (without traffic) southeast of Downtown Los Angeles. It is bordered by South LA to the west, Huntington Park and Cudahy to the north, Downey to the east, and Lynwood to the south. Since it is located on the flight path to LAX, you can hear airplanes quite often throughout the day and night. The area just west and south of South Gate Park has the nicest homes with lower crime and higher median household income, which explains why most homes in the area do not have fences around their lawns. The eastern part of South Gate has more crime due to its proximity to South LA. Most businesses cater to the high immigrant Mexican population. However, as their US-born children grow up and many are unable to afford to live on their own elsewhere in the LA area due to barely graduating high school, newer businesses are catering to a younger generation of Latinos with more American and corporate tastes, which is evident in the recently built Azalea Regional Shopping Center on Firestone and Atlantic. Modern technology tends to arrive late to Sough Gate because the immigrant adults do not follow technology much and their US-born children don't exactly have the money to keep up to date with new technology. Many residents escape the mundaneness of South Gate by going next door to Downey. Those willing to travel more go to Cerritos, Long Beach, DTLA, or Dockweiler Beach.
South Gate Resident: "Hey, I just bought an Amazon Echo! I can't believe you can talk to device and it talks back to you and does things for you!"
DTLA Resident: "Uh, the Amazon Echo came out 3 years ago. Where have you been all this time?"
South Gate Resident: "I've been in South Gate, California."
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A gay asian kid who made (by hand) everything you see around you
Haha i bet ryan gately made that shirt
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A variant of the famed Eiffel Tower; the sexual act, which involves one female and four males.
One male stands on their feet at both ends, one inserted orally and one anally. The other two males perform a handstand underneath the female and one inserts themselves between the breasts and one vaginally.
Did you hear about Bri? Luke, Derek, Dom, and Aidan managed to Golden Gate Bridge her!
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A sucky school for 6th 7th and 8th grade who’s students are all focused on wearing fake supreme and adidas clothing. The average person there probably has a D- to C- in every class. But all the girls just wear cloths that looks like there made for toddlers yet they try to look like they are the most popular people there and have more power than the principal.
Boy 1: “ Dude come look at my supreme shirt”
Boy 2: “That’s not real”
Boy 2: “ Ya everyone at gates middle school says so.
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Similar to the london bridge. This is comprised of 4 homosexual men. Same configuration 2 men making out. While 2 other men do them doggy style and give high fives
Personally I perfer bottom left when performing the Golden Gate Bridge..
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- Yo, you need to help us get outta here!!!
- Hey, listen! With all the atrocities you have committed throughout your life, the only way you will find to get outta this shitty place here, son, is the back gate parlor.
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The final battle between James Bond 007 and his psychotic nemesis Max Zorin took place on it's girders.
Witnessing all of his brilliantly laid-out plans go up in flames and his revenge plot backfiring, Max Zorin grabbed an axe, jumped from his immobilized blimp unto the Golden Gate girders, and charged the one man that ruined everything.
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