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My friend Greg's pet cat named Gus

My friend Greg has a pet cat named Gus. This is for him.

oh that cat there is my friend greg's pet cat named Gus

by coole29_ November 8, 2021

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Greg Almond

Gets excited over boxes. Pretends to love football and be one of the lads, but really he loves shopping and women's clothes.

Thinks he is a social butterfly, but everybody else thinks he's a bit of nob.

"Check him out, he thinks he's cool but he's a bit of a Greg Almond"

by Mr Joe Bloggs December 6, 2016


The holy Greg

The holy Greg is the god of the church of Greg. The symbol of gregism is a circle with a line at the bottom and at the bottom of that is a small ball. But what does it represent? The circle represents Greg the line represents the connection between the world and Greg the ball represents the earth

The holy Greg is the god of gregism

by Someone starting some joke September 9, 2023


Undercover Greg

Someone that sweeps you off your feet but only to use you and suck you dry like a black widow then move on to the next victim. Will keep you around until you serve no purpose. Usually about 4 months

Girl if you want to keep your fridge and bank account full stay away from that man he’s an undercover Greg

by Greggie85 July 23, 2021


The Greg Brady

The Greg Brady is the opposite of Porky Pigging it. Where as Porky Pigging it is walking around with just your shirt on, the Greg Brady is walking around with just a bath towel around you.

Dude, I forgot to put my truck in the garage after I took a shower so "I'll have to do the Greg Brady" and put it away.

by Broadway Harmier July 27, 2022


Greg Kennedy

Multi talented sports star in his youth, currently employed by global swiss bank. Computer expert in web design and administration and network engineering, qualified archery, cricket and swimming instructor.
Triple state champion NSW Indoor Cricket, State & Regional youth swimming champion. regional tennis champion. Former ball boy for ARL rugby league grand finalists Newtown 1981

Greg Kennedy former australian youth sports star

by Greg Kennedy May 8, 2008


did a greg

Basically, the term for when a guy messes a girl around. They lead you on and then come up with a big pathetic excuse or 'problem' that is so 'horrible' that they cannot tell you meaning they cannot see you anymore. they either get with an ex or with a new girl and they also say the famous line of 'i didnt mean to mess you about'. blatently did if they had said that otherwise they wouldn't know so soon that they had.

natalie: so how did your date go?
emma: not too well, he did a greg.

by emilyr0s3 December 4, 2007