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Harry potter's parents died because they turned off the bass of Dizzee Rascal and the white pedo killed his dog.
The Killer of harry potter -Dont ever touch that feking shit again
When banging a girl from behind, you stick both your pointer fingers in her ass, and when she turns around in shock, you take your shitty fingers and circle around her eyes, making the appearance of Harry's glasses while climaxing and simultaneously yelling EXPELLIARMUS! Then you steal her broom as you run out of the house to make a quick getaway!
Brett was at the zoo, and the sight of ape shit made him give his girlfriend Harry Potter glasses.
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a middle-aged woman that is obsessed with status quo democrats
elizabeth is such a harry potter liberal! shes got "#bidenharris" in her twitter bio
hot and funny as fuck actors and actresses
person 1: do you know how much i like harry potter??
person 2: no, how much?
i spend more time watching harry potter cast bts and funny interviews and youtube than i watch the actual movies
person: fuck. get some help.
Post Harry Potter Sadness (also abbreviated as 'PHPT') is a mental condition where once an individual finishes watching/reading Harry Potter, they realize that the ships in Harry Potter are not together in real life and magic is non-existent as well since (almost) everything is scientific. Reportedly 95% of the people have this after finishing the series. Many try doing magic themselves, but doing so only disappoints them. PHPT can be temporary or everlasting. (PHPT occurs commonly in females on the realization that they cannot date 'Draco Malfoy')
"I just finished Harry Potter!"
"Oh, you'll have PHPT soon just like we all did."
"What's that?"
"Post Harry Potter Trauma."
"Oh."
bitch shut the hell up, you are not special ( actually you may be you slow cum slut) there is no such thing as “harry potter generation” just millennials thinking they are different by somehow reading a book.
Millennial Cunt: “We are the Harry Potter Generation”
Real person: “kys fatass”
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