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Certain religions, including certain sects of Judaism, Islam, even Christianity speak of God preferring men to maintain a beard. This is what is being referred to here.
My inherent racist tendencies and your Heaven-may-care grooming and make me believe you are a a terrorist sympathizer.
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Insult toward a female, especially someone you dislike
Though all dogs go to heaven,
The non-canine bitches don’t
Get the same opportunities.
Not all dogs go to heaven.
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when, as a result of skydiving, a woman gets splattered with jism from the sky. Otherwise known as white rain
That bitch came to my door with pennies from heaven on her face!
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An episode of Family Guy. The 121st episode of Family. In this episode, the Griffins go to a Star Trek convention and Stewie is angry that he didn't get to ask the Star Trek cast his questions. He then obtains blue prints to ask the Star Trek his questions. When he spends the day with them, they complain about minor things and Stewie becomes greatly annoyed with this. Meanwhile, Meg catches the mumps and after watching a religion channel after bieng bedridden, she tries to convert everyone to Christianity. Brian claims that he is an atheist and Meg publicly humiliates him, making Brian an outcast. Brian eventually sees the light and realizes how important God is to him.
Joseph - "I just saw a new family guy episode on TV"
Joseph's dad - "What is it about?"
Joseph - "You'd love it. Its about Stewie hangin out with the Star Trek cast"
Joseph's dad - "Shit! Why the fuck would I miss it?"
Joseph - "The episode is Not all dogs go to heaven, cause Brians an athiest in that episode
Joseph's dad - "OK IM CONFUSED"
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Alice went into Asda and asked for a Heaven Piercing Giga-Drill
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All Dogs Go to Heaven 2 is a 1996 American animated musical fantasy adventure film, and a sequel to Goldcrest Films' animated film All Dogs Go to Heaven (1989). The movie is well known, because of the death of Gordon Freeman
"Did you see All Dogs Go To Heaven 2, and what happened to Gordon Freeman?"
"Yeah, he deserved it though, he didn't have his passport."
the best eren jaeger fanfic made by kw_writes but was sadly discontinued.
Josh: Yo you read the 7 minutes in heaven eren thing on ao3?
Aidan: Nah but my girl did
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