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An aging 60's radical. Drives a VW bus or Prius to the Whole Foods. Is balding but has a pony tail. Quite possibly has a child in their 40's named Moonbeam or Song. Belongs to the AARP and the ACLU.
Mary and her hippie geezer husband considered moving to Canada when Bush was elected.
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A person who is interested in typical hippie endeavors (such as following jam bands across the country) but who does not display the typical hippie characteristics (instead he has short hair, holds down a regular job, car is not covered in stickers, does not wear hemp necklaces, bathes) with the result that people who interact with the stealth hippie on a day-to-day basis (bosses, coworkers, neighbors) are unaware of his extracurricular interests.
Oh I know, he's a stealth hippie. He's seen like 150 shows and sells hetty crystals in the lot.
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A hippie who indulges themselves in a pile of waffles. You may find one at your local Waffle House bargaining the waitresses for waffles by the dozen. On rare occasions, the hippie will smoke a bowl then consume very large quantities of waffles thereafter.
A waffle hippie walks into Waffle House and orders large quantities of waffles.
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the result of uncoordiation caused by a collective of hippies relying upon eachother to motivate to complete a common goal.
"what's up? are you coming over or what?"
"yea, but i'm locked in a hippie wait. My bro is sleeping, and his friend was gonna give us a ride up the ridge."
Hippie A (whom has to work tomorrow) is the designated driver for Hippie B.
Hippie B needs a ride to a marijuana manicuring (trim job) job A.
But Hippie A and Hippie B are waiting on Hippie C to meet at rendezvous point, where Hippie C is to recieve instructions on how to maintain Marijuana Grow Scene of hippie of
Hippie D. But Hippie C is waiting on her ride from sleeping Hippie D.
and so on and so on and so on...
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A place you go to hunt the grunt
Alistair: Hey Andrew, are you going to go to the Hippy Club tonight?
Andrew: Yeeees. I'm going to take my shot gun
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Any of the Volkswagen Type 2 microbuses produced from 1950. So named for the resemblenance to a common toaster appliance.
Did you see that hippie toaster? It was totally covered with free-form "art".
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As she walked home, she was caught in a hippie shower.
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