Captain Hook

Noun
When you you give a girl dick and she keeps coming back for more and more. Hence your dick is shaped like a hook.

Randy: They call me Captain Hook...
Brandon: What?
Randy: My dick is shaped like a hook..
Brandon: (Laughs) What?
Randy: Cuz them bitches keep coming back.

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hook it up

give me that, introduce a bro to a hunny, what u do to that new dvd playa u jus stole

#1 - whos that girl over there.
#2 - Oh thats just taneysha.
#3 - HOOK IT UP.

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hooking up

When two people make out (kiss with tongue) and the girl is felt up.

Sasha: Where were you and connor last night?
Gillian: Oh we were just hooking up

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Hooks up

What you say when you ask someone for something.

Guy 1 sees guy 2 eating popcorn and wants some
Guy 1: Eyy bruh, hooks up

Guy 2 then proceeds to give guy 1 his popcorn

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off the hook

not hung up, for example a phone

Bitch: Nigga why you not returning my calls?
You: Because the phone was off the hook. And you a HUGE BITCH.

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suspension hook

A hook used in the body art of suspension. It is normally either fashioned from large preexisting stainless steel hooks with the barb filed off or made especially for the occasion by a small number of body art equipment makers. The hook can come with locks to prevent straightening and are usually reused between persons, after being sterilized in a vacuum autoclave.

I have made my own suspension hooks.

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Hook up

Something hookers do.

1. I hooked up with Jenny last night and it was the bomb!
2. Are you planning to hook up with Mary tonight? *elbows friend*

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