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A crazy, middle class, white girl who is obsessed with horses. In general this specie of human is exceptionally horny and extremely kinky. So if your girlfriend's a horse girl, watch out because she's definitely gonna take the reins in the relationship.
Person 1: Omg look at the horse girl with her horse "Mr Tiggs"
Person 2: yh haven't you heard she into some super kinky shit
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Horse Isle is a 2-D MMORPG created by Miranda and Joe Durbin. In the game you can create your own character, buy, care for, and compete with your own horses, do quests for NPC characters, and talk with other real people from around the world.
It's a pretty good game, and addicting at first. But beware, if you're a n00b or you don't like drama, don't play.
Ramsey: Horse Isle is awesome!
AppleBlossom: Totally!
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The Tanning Horse is a steamy, romantic, and often rough and dangerous act of sexual intercourse or intense dry (soon to be wet) humping, where the dude is laying down with his back facing the ground, and his elbows propping him up as if he were tanning. The lady is riding on top of him like she would if she was riding horseback, resembling a Tanning Horse. To spice things up a wee bit, the lady can sensually apply whipped cream to the dude's chest to resemble sunscreen, as she may lick it off his most-likely hairy chest. This sex position is similar to the cowgirl position.
Dude: "Ohhhh, YESSSSSS!"
Lady: "OHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS!"
*15 minutes later*
Dude: "Mmmm..... oh, yeah..... oh, ho HO!!!!"
Lady: *enjoyment fades*
Dude: "What's wrong?"
Lady: "I am tired of doing doggy style; can we try The Tanning Horse?"
Dude: "Hell, yeah, baby! Let me go get the whipped cream!"
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in the salvage trade a dead horse is something you got for little or nothing because the former owner really wanted to get rid of it. a pallet of computer monitors the bank gave away is a dead horse. the trick is to sell the best parts as horse meat, the not so best parts as dog food,and give the rest away before it starts to stink and you have to pay to dispose of it. making money on dead horses is a skill that takes years to learn.
old computer parts,old computer monitors(disposal costs), paint (disposal costs), anything that you have to pay to get rid of. i got a load of paint for $1 a can. i hope the paint is useable, or that dead horse will really stink.
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Known as "K" a.k.a Ketamine; a sedative, euphoric hallucinagenic in the form of crystalized powder causing a out body experience when ingested, snorted or taken venously.
That horse tranquilizer had me on my neck.
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A girl who always talks about horses, and given the option she'd probably pop it back for a horse. Dream date; centaur. Must have a white jacket.
guy one: bro did you see Alyssa in gym class today? her gallop wasn't as pretentious today.
guy two: bro she's a horse girl, she probably got her back busted by her horse last night.
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in the electricity industry: thick cable types (such as 2/5)
we need to run 200 feet of horse cock to the transformer.
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