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Last roman emperors pet rooster who he loved dearly
Person 1: my emperor I'm afraid rome has perished.
Emperor: what? What do you mean? it just ate from my hands 20 minutes ago
Person 1: my emperor I am talking about the city rome,not your pet cock "rome". news has arrived that alaic has sacked the city.
Emperor: Thank god! You had me worried for a moment there. how would I live without my dearest cock in this cruel world
Another way to say “my pet peeve.” Leaves the phrase sounding a little provocative if you will or if one is so inclined open to interpretation.
Dang it ! shes really petting my peeve tonight!
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your ol lady is out of line if you don't do something 'bout it I will.
She's crackin' on me you betta check your pet bitch!
The paradise for pet owners, an ideal and idyllic place of exceptional happiness and delight."
„Check out happy pet club! Very pet! Much wow! So interesting“
The act of rubbing your dick inside her vagina with your finger inside her butthole.
I was hitting it from the back and she asked for a finger in the ass so I did the old Adele dick pet. Hello from the other side!
a place where you spend ur mamas credit card on pets :skull:
"mama let me borrow da credit card for pet simulator x" - johnny
A phrase typically during road rage--especially when being glared at by snotty female passengers. This phrase can be used in conjunction with hand signals, but is more typically exercised as a way to blow off steam at those road neighbors who just seem to have an issue with the fact that they are sharing the interstate with other individuals instead of owning their own highways.
You nasty woman why don't you just "Pet your dog!" and not glare at me for no reason!
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