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A Christmas Spam is a popular Christmas treat in England in many middle to lower income households.
When all the presents are bought for the children, the house is decorated and the old man got jipped out of his Christmas bonus ... there's no money left in the kitty for a turkey or ham so mom has to go out and buy a couple cans of Spam for the Christmas day meal. She boils up a few potatoes, cooks up some squash and bakes some short-breads for desert. Dad feels bad because he's all tapped out and can't afford a nice gift for the old lady who pretty much takes the brunt of abbuse 365 days a year ... drunken beatings, carrying him home from the pub on dart night and hauling his ass out of the klink after a good old fashioned soccer brawl or six. So as a present for his dear old gapped-tooth - hooked backed missus, dad dresses up as Santa covers mom's backside in spam and lays a good old fashioned Christmas ass banging on her ... balls-deep.
Of course in the British tradition of not really being too overly affectionate or loving ... its almost always a quicky over the kitchen counter or table while mom continues with the meal with her housedress thrown up over her head.
Made popular in the early 1960's in the Nottingham and Worcester regions.
Also popular in Leeds where dental hygiene is so poor oral sex is virtually impossible.
Although she never really liked to let on to her husband that she liked it ... Ann looked forward to her Christmas Spam every year.
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A holiday made up by the retail stores just so they could boost sales during an otherwise slow part of the year where sales are down.
"We made a huge splash last year with Christmas 2"
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A girl who gets horny around the holiday season, and gets fucked by as many guys as possible.
Guy 1: "What's you're favourite part about Christmas?"
Guy 2: "The Christmas Goose kiid!"
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Christ·mas fiend.
A person who intentionally ruins the cheer, and fun on Christmas Eve, or Day.
(see also: Grinch)
"Tom stepped on my Present, That Christmas Fiend!"
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Christmas Break is an annual period in December for University and College students who return to their hometowns after exams and proceed to wreak havoc on the town, themselves, and others. Christmas Break is complete with copious amounts liquor, poor diet choices and of course hookups that are more often than not greasy.
1. Matt: Man, I did something really greasy last night at that Christmas party...
The Boys: Fuck it, it's Christmas Break.
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When a woman gets railed in a kitchen while wearing cooking mitts and her partner spreads cookie dough on her and yells “cookies are ready right before he nuts”
Did you do anything fun over the holiday break, yeah me and my girlfriend made Christmas cookies
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Merry Christmas!
The best gift … this love with you❤️❤️
You have my heart and me…
FOREVER❤️❤️
Christmas
Everyday is Christmas with you❤️❤️ I am so thankful I am fortunate enough to experience this love with you.. 16
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