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A holiday made up by the retail stores just so they could boost sales during an otherwise slow part of the year where sales are down.
"We made a huge splash last year with Christmas 2"
A girl who gets horny around the holiday season, and gets fucked by as many guys as possible.
Guy 1: "What's you're favourite part about Christmas?"
Guy 2: "The Christmas Goose kiid!"
When a woman gets railed in a kitchen while wearing cooking mitts and her partner spreads cookie dough on her and yells “cookies are ready right before he nuts”
Did you do anything fun over the holiday break, yeah me and my girlfriend made Christmas cookies
Christ·mas fiend.
A person who intentionally ruins the cheer, and fun on Christmas Eve, or Day.
(see also: Grinch)
"Tom stepped on my Present, That Christmas Fiend!"
Christmas Break is an annual period in December for University and College students who return to their hometowns after exams and proceed to wreak havoc on the town, themselves, and others. Christmas Break is complete with copious amounts liquor, poor diet choices and of course hookups that are more often than not greasy.
1. Matt: Man, I did something really greasy last night at that Christmas party...
The Boys: Fuck it, it's Christmas Break.
Feces found in adult diapers of an old person after digesting a fruitcake, which may still have the red and green candied cherries in it, resulting in a colorful festive "pudding".
Missy had to change Mr. Jone's Depends after he soiled himself, only to discover it full of "Christmas Pudding". She saved it as a gag pinata for her blind Mexican friend.
whoever wrote the previous definition is wrong -- a christmas cut is mack and manco's famous white pizza topped with tomato and brocolli, not spinach.
I'd like a Christmas cut, plase.