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Short for Long Island Iced Tea, a powerful cocktail made with vodka, gin, rum, tequila, triple sec, sour mix and cola.
(to a bartender) "Yo, A Long Island, please."
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Uh first of all you DUMBASSES, Long Island is NOT Upstate, in fact, we only consider NYC and Long Island in New York State, Upstate is for poor famers :-)...First of all, we have the nicest beaches, shopping, cars, and houses. We have some of the best restaurants. I'm sorry that all of you that bash Long Island, but you are clearly jealous that we have money and you do not. We have the best schooling and the best of almost everything. So next time you want to diss Long Island, get your facts straight you stupid shits.
Long Island is better than you ;-)
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This is a body shot done with whipped cream around the belly button, when it is an "outie". NOTE: Also can be done with a females nipple.
Dave had to resort to a fantasy island because of Sally's outie.
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look at the map, brooklyn and queens are physically part of long island. and it's not upstate, it is the suburbs. i live in the bronx now, its not a huge difference then living in huntington, unless your retarded. you city folk need to chill and wise up.
Long Island is where many of Manhattan's most successful people live.
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when most people think of islands, they think of palm trees, sand, sun and 100 degree weather 365 days a year. but when i think of islands, i think of long island which is my home. you know your from here when :
1. you've snuck into the city using the L.I.R.R and your parents never found out.
2. you tried weed summer going into 9th grade.
3.everytime you go to a different state - you HAVE to hit up every dairy queen/sonic in the area.
4. you remember brett saborhagens.
5. you can't imagine living somewhere without beaches.
6. you associate babylon village with hott lacrosse guys and gilgo beach.
7. you started drinking when you were 12.
8. your idea of a party is getting piss drunk around a fire in your friend's backyard then walking through town making an ass out of yourself.
9. you love the yankees.
10. you've spent 10 bucks at a movie theatre.
11. you straigten your hair everyday of your life.
12. you've gone camping before.
13. you've used the word "legit" in a sentence before.
14. you know that the southshore is the greatest place in the world & the northshore is for rich people.
15. you've seen a concert at nassau colliseam.
16. you can name at least 5 people that have moved to north or south carolina.
long islander - so have you ever been the city?
non long islander- what do you mean?
long islander- like manhatten .
non long islander- oh i think ive driven by there like once.
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Home of the most fucked up italians in the world, full of fucking rich snobbish italian kids who think there black, they wear hats like blacks and have a really annoying accent. all they do is go to the mall all day. there is nothing to do there, they try to pimp girls all day. more and more indians are coming
john hey mike, im bored as hell what do u wanna do
mike lets go watch some italian try to act black in staten island
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The best place to chill. A simp haven for all the biggest simps in the world.
Have you joined Virginity Island yet?
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