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Beta

A beta is a male who, instead of being alpha and manning up, completely bitches out. Can apply to many situations, but often refers to scenarios with women. They also have no clue how to take a joke and take it personally when they don’t get it.

Don’t be a Joey

Your such a beta

by buzzman26 August 18, 2022


levered beta

What idiots think is alpha

That guy thinks he beat the market in 2021 because of an edge, but it was just levered beta. He got humbled in 2022.

by anon9876545678 July 23, 2022


Tau Chi Beta

A fraternity established at Indiana University that stands for "Tequilla Brothers" that means a group of men that wish to party hard and not be a part of regular greek organizations.They straight cheese it.

We're going to a party at the Tau Chi Beta house.

Oh really you're hanging out with the Tequilla brothers tonight?

by StraightCheesingIt December 24, 2009


Beta Lord

A beta lord is lord of the beta. The weakest of the weak. They have the gumption of a toad and the back bone of an octopus.

That guy is the most royal beta lord.

by noahtortilla March 27, 2022


Beta Plus or Beta Max

A beta plus or beta max male is everything your everyday run of the mill beta is, plus some. Not only do they bitch out with women, they also do with males and have no idea how to socially interact most of the time.

Beta Plus, even if he paid for it, he probably wouldn't know how to engage in any kind of motions that lead him to intercourse. Ends up getting a handjob and counts that as virginity lost. Probably addicted to feet pics

Beta Max, being the top tier, and maybe even most helpless of the beta. Likely a virgin by default. Pays for any interaction from women who are scamming them and it is a 50/50 chance that those women are men, catfishing. Does it anyway for the thrill of being fucked. Addicted to feet pics and socks.

You must be a real Beta Plus or Beta Max to spend all of that money on pixelated feet pics

Getting scammed by catfish over and over again is some real desperation and Beta Plus or Beta Max behavior.

by AllyBeeNice December 21, 2023


Closet Beta Male

Someone who outwardly pretends to be a Chad and a Alpha male hating on women's rights and those that respect wamen. Normally below 5'6, extremely hairy and have names that rhyme with Pevin.

Wow that Kevin guy is a real closet Beta Male. What a cuck.

by JueGamlepoo May 7, 2021


beta penetration

The act of being penetrated in the vagina by the penis of a Beta male.

Person 1: How did it turn out last night?
Person 2: Oh I got beta penetrated

Person 1: That's rather unfortunate. Beta penetration is highly dangerous. You should drop by the hospital today to check for STDs
Person 2: :(

by OlaftheOlaf April 28, 2018