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belly jean

it's when you pull out whatever is stuck in your belly button, most likely the excess cotton of one's boxer briefs. some like to call it the lint. Sometimes this 'lint' will naturally have some of your belly button hairs woven in the mesh.

Yeah, I've been wearing these boxers for 3 days straight now.....hey look, wait.....ahhh, there it is. Damn kid, look at the size of that belly jean

by qcat79 July 11, 2008


Jean Burner

The act of giving an over-the-pants hand job.

"My girlfriend gave me a good ole' jean burner in the back of the cab."

by bguy9489 November 1, 2017


jean patterson

'That person' that never has money or cigarettes/ lighter and asks for one.

While asking they will pat their jeans as if they've miraculously left there's somewhere.

Generally a scruffy individual.

did you see Jean Patterson outside scrounging a fag?

by Janker89 February 23, 2016


Autism Jeans

An informal slang term that Refers to the notion that autistic people, or people on the spectrum in general, are more likely to wear jeans if given the choice. jeans may be substituted with khakis given the circumstance.

Guy 1: hey, I talked to the guy you wanted me to yesterday, are you sure he's autistic? seems fine to me.
Guy 2: I've been around him for a while, trust me. The dude stims a ton, can't take a hint to save himself, and is more than willing to talk your day off about Union Pacific trains if you give him the chance. He's even got the autism jeans to match.

by mr_klikbait September 27, 2023


jiz jeans

act of prematurely blowing your wad in your pants before insertion ever occurs

dude I should have rubbed one out before my date with jenny. now I have jiz jeans that my mom will notice when she does the laundry......

by Ben WackinIt April 9, 2016


brooke jeans

A Brooke Jeans is usually super fabulous, funny, and super bhad. She loves to ft all the time, but she doesn’t all her attention :’( but it’s ok because she makes up for it in sex. She’s super kinky and a freak.

Brooke Jeans wanted to have sex four times last night.

by NotAStonerr June 13, 2020


bar jean

The chick that looks like an STD linebacker, who sleeps with anyone in the bar. She is an Amazon woman who pretends to be drunk after one Corona, and loves younger men. She will let you fuck her anywhere, and if you can't find the wet spot, you are more than encouraged to roll her in flour. If you still can't find the wet spot anal is welcome. You can find this "lady" usually surrounded by the British. Has a bush like Sasquatch, and has the jugs of dolly Parton.

Did you see that bar Jean over there? She's on the prowl

by Kirk ass June 6, 2017