Jelly Balls

The way to obtain jelly balls is to suffer great blunt force trauma to the nut sack causing you to have internal bleeding in your ball sack. Making your ball sack fill with blood that resembles a bag of jelly.

Herbert Finkle was badly struck in the nuts. Which turned is ballsack to jelly. Giving him a bad case of Jelly Balls.

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pavement jelly

when a chav or "hard man" spits a greeny on the pavement
waiting for an unsuspected old lady to slip up on it

my grandma broke her leg on some pavement jelly

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shower jellies

When you jack off in the shower and your nut turns to a little sticky jelly type substance.

what took so long in the shower babe? Fucking trying to rinse off all them shower jellies.

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Jelly donuts

1. The scariest thing according to Huziwara no Mokou
2. Just some short of good food

Mokou: oh god jelly donuts are so scary

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jelly bracelets

At our school, there's @ least 2 diff. meanings 4 each one! Some ppl think that they mean...
red- lapdance
black- sex
purple- something about sex toys
green- hug
yellow- kiss/make out
clear- w/e the person that takes it off of u wants

others think
black- if a guy takes it off u, u gotta kiss him
(no meanings 4 others)

and the most popular one is
black- goth/punk
purple- virgin
red- single
blue- bad girl
yellow- kiss
orange- make out
green- hug
pink- no meaning
white- flash
clear- no meaning.

I go along w/ the last one. although, if someone snaps one off your wrist, it dose mean something really disgusting. someone did that to me last year, and i just turned around and slapped them!

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Jelly Bird

1. To float like a jelly fish in the water, only in the air like a bird.

2. Really high.

1. Hell yeah I wanna float like a jelly bird.

2. Man i'm so f%*#ed up, I feel like a jelly bird.

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Jelly Babies

The congealed mix of sperm and nether fluids which remains if male ejaculate isn't cleaned up within minutes of such a deposit.

I smoked my cigarette and laughed, after some hot sex, as my girlfriend tried frantically to wipe the jelly babies off her back, but those little buggers just roll around and run away.

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