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Jerry Jeff Walker is an American country music singer and songwriter. He is best known for writing "Mr. Bojangles".
Are you going to see Jerry Jeff Walker at Gruene Hall tonight?
The excited response to receiving some incredibly good news or useful information.
Originated by the Kenny Banya character from "Seinfeld" when Jerry gave him some funny material for his stand-up act.
VP #1: The 3rd quarter sales numbers are in. We had our best quarter ever!
VP #2: That's gold, jerry. Gold!
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A beautiful dark Caribbean rum blended with vanilla and lime. Granted its name after the famous tattooist Norman Collins who invented the recipe.
Dude 1: You ever had Sailor Jerry's Rum?
Dude 2: Yeah! Strong! But goes down smooth!
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A computer repairman that once owned a successful computer repair business, Collier Computer Systems, LLC.
Since he fell ill in the spring of 2017, he has been in and out of the hospital more than 9 times over the past year (2018); he received a replacement liver and a kidney in a rare dual-transplant surgery. Both of the organs came from a disceased donor.
Jerry (53) has been recouprating over the past 5 months, but has recently slipped in weight gain. Normally gaining 2 pounds a week, he has lost quite a bit in the last two weeks alone (13 pounds to be exact) the fear is that something is causing his severe weight loss. Originally 245, Jerry dropped to 122 pounds after the surgery and rehabilitation, requiring a decompensation strategy for recovery.
He gained up to 149.6 pounds at the height of recovery, but has since lost 14 pounds in 15 days. Lost 7 pounds a week. Weighing in at 136. The 5' 9" man is extremely thin and malnourished following the surgery.
Originally Diagnosed with End-Stage Liver Disease (ESLD) along with(CKD) Chronic Kidney Disease (stage 4), plus Severe Pneumona, he received special circumstance treatment at the Mayo Clinic in Jacksonville, FL on May 8th, 2018.
He is alive to this day. (21-OCT-2018)
Jerry is at home with his loving wife Sandy, along with their three 'rescued' dogs in south Florida.
He hopes to change peoples views about current healthcare practices and is a strong advocate for animal rescue centers around Florida.
I'm glad I'm not Jerry Landry II, his body is super screwed-up!
The Detroit Random Jerry is when you take a piece a piece of cheese and shape it as a dick. You then use the cheese dick to shove it up her ass, you then take your dick and proceed to use it shove the cheese dick even higher up her asshole.
I gave your mom The Detroit Random Jerry
The act of watching the Jerry Springer (or other funny, yet tragic) show to feel better about yourself.
Buddy: Why do you look so happy, you have a sausage gut and you just found out your girlfriend was cheating on you with all your friends.
Guy: At least I was smart enough to use a jimmy-hat and dumped her ass before she got preggo with a bastard child. And, things could be worse. I could be stuck in a love triangle with a gay midget and a tranny Hulk Hogan lookalike.
Buddy: Somebody's been getting his Jerry Springer therapy...
Guy: Works wonders...
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Jerry the asian man is the best sort of man there is. jerry the asian man is calm and smart
you are such a jerry the asian man