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A situation where one may have the opportunity to have sex.
Justin's crush will be at the wedding he's going to, so he's stepping into the trim jim.
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"Jim Pitts" is slang for "gym pits", or someone carrying a strong odor of perspiration as if coming after a gymnasium workout.
"I can't handle being anywhere near Jim Pitts over there."
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SOME FAG WHO HATES KIRSNERS (SEE KIRSNER) THIS GUY IS READ PUSHOVER AND SHOULD BE KILLED BY PIANO FALLING ON HEAD FROM sKY
HI IM JUNGLE JIM IM A FAg
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An ump who fucking blows and cost Galarraga a perfect game.
Tim: You see what that d bag Jim Joyce just did?
John: No, what?
Tim: He blew a call at first and cost Galarraga a perfect game.
John: What a tool.
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A character from the NBC show The Office. Portrayed by John Krasinski. Based off Tim Canterbury from the original British BBC show. Hottest fictional character ever.
Jim Halpert is an intelligent but rather unmotivated character who loves playing pranks on his coworker and deskmate, Dwight Schrute.
Person 1: Who's your favorite office character?
Person 2: Definitely Jim Halpert! He's hilarious!
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when u come out of nowhere and starting making out with a girl. it lasts a couple seconds and u get away with it but she's pissed after.
dude, did u see that? Jim Carrey totally just Jim Carrey'd Alicia Silverstone! what a bro!
Yo I jim carrey'd this hot chick. She beat me after but it was def worth it.
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A cute little bottle of genuine kentucky bourbon that is occasionally on sale for 8.99 a bottle.
Friend1: I got a 5th of Jim Beam, lets get wasted and fuck each other up the butt!
Friend2: Uh...
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