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Jizz Kill

The emotional and physical feelings of post-sex. After having an orgasm, the Jizz Kill consists of feeling unattached to one's partner. In some cases, a multitude of factors after having an orgasm during sex includes the following:
1. The uncomfortable and intense feeling of the nerves on the head of one's penis.
2. The feeling of regret towards one's partner.
3. The feeling of despair.
4. One may feel the desire for solitary.

Person 1- "Dude, did you fuck her?"

Person 2- "Ah.....yeah man. she was a fuckin jizz kill.

Person 1- "Ah fuck that fuckin sucks.lol. I hate it when that shit happens"

Person 2- ".....yeah...."

by Tuk Toi April 20, 2009

20๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


jizz queen

a female human being who enjoys ingesting spermatozoa from humans or other animals.

"jennifer lopez is an admitted jizz queen."

by john March 16, 2003

27๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


jizz stain

1. A visible stain left by semen on an object
2. An insult for an undesirable person

1. Jessica had a jizz stain on her dress
2. Anthony is such a jizz stain

by ferty20 October 19, 2005

54๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ninja Jizz

The remaining jizm or spunk that eminates, some time later, from ones japs eye after a wank. Even after a good shake and pipe clean.

After a morning wank before work, you clean up and head to work only to find when you go for a piss you have found a whole load of Ninja Jizz.

by tehsnrub August 29, 2009

11๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jizz Camel

A gentleman that has the very impressive ability to ejaculate on demand, every time, multiple times in one night.

"Holy mackeral, that Estonian was a complete jizz camel!"
"One more day without a lay would probably result in jizz-camelesque results"

by Anini May 23, 2008

23๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jizz Javelin

1) any student at St. Francis High School in La Canada, CA

2) a dude who's a player and messes with girls and is a jerk and attends St. Francis

3) loyola's definition of St. Francis dudes on Urban Dictionary; Jizz Javelins tend to be good students in a class St. Francis offers called Douchebaggery

"That guy doesn't go to Loyola, he goes to St. Francis. Hey, this is random but, what's their mascot again?"
"I dunno, but they're major Jizz Javelins"

"Sorry, i was on the phone with my best friend Susie because her heart was broke by a stupid jizz javelin at St. Francis."

"God, that St. Francis guy's a douche!"
"Yeah! What a total Jizz Javelin!"

by olhjghgioq[gu[a August 19, 2009

43๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jizz Rabbit

Old clump of come with ingrown hairs.

Billy cleaned up the jizz rabbit from the corner in his bedroom.

by Stephiecakes May 9, 2003

13๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž