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the strongest girl i know. went through something very tough yet still has a smile on her face. when she was in tha hospital everybody prayed for her bc everyone is #kaylasstrong💜
who’s kayla johnson ?
oh she’s the strongest girl i know !
Person 1: You seen that SC Johnson Company ad?
Person: Yea, the slogan is so Catchy!
A kid that is short and always has a minecraft head. He probably chin the size of jupiter. Not even close to smart a real sped.
Look at Aiden Johnson, What a sped double chin.
When a dude continuously jokes with other dudes that he is attracted to them and wants to get it on, to the point that his bros are convinced that he bats for the other team. Typically happens between roommates in hockey dressing rooms, small apartments, dormitories or while sleeping in a tent.
Hey brah, nothing personal but I’ve never felt the urge to venture down the Johnson Straight.
It is a kind of swearing at a third party for something which is beyond your control(on a lighter side).
Neil: You have 34 files to check today.
Sam: Please ...will do it in two days...
Neil: No, you got to do it today.. our boss has said so...
Sam: Bloody johnsons! :)
Black men. Sometimes, Black people.
That Halloween costume is not gonna go over well with The Brothers Johnson
Any promise that the giver has no intention of keeping.
'He promised the work would be done by Friday, but both of us knew that was just a Johnson promise'.
'She said she'd be home by 10, but that was just a Johnson promise', etc. etc.