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a big fat bitch who cant keep his mouth shut who thinks hes awesome
kim un jon is gay
A unit of length as measured by balls so droopy that if the owner sat on a toilet (also known as a Jon), they touch the toilet water.
Ms. X: How much of this fruit-by-the-foot do you want?
Ms. Y: About a Jon's balls worth.
Ms. X: Wow, that much?
Ms. Y: Yeah, I'm pretty hungry.
A man that has a great volume that lives for Bon Jovi and works at a deli
he also enjoys his life with the jam Have A Nice Day by Bon Jovi
Fun Facts: Jon Bon Mundi can fit the Chinese army and navy and air force in his butthole at one time and he also likes to use kitchen tools to fondle his crater of anal cavity
Mike Hawk: Hey what up Jon Bon Mundi
Jon Bon Mundi: What els but Jamming out to some Jovi and making some sandwiches at the deli
Mike Hawk: Mundi that is so dece do you play lax as well
Jon Bon Mundi: Yess!! I am such a dece laxer especialy when i jam to some jovi first
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The greatest force the octagon has ever seen. Known for his vicious strikes and world-class greco-roman, Bones has become a superstar in the sport of mixed martial arts.
Me: Yo Ale, who's gonna win the big fight tomorrow ?
Ale: Jon Bones Jones Fo Shoo !
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Caught in a really tough spot. Completely screwed.
When my boss found the porn in my desk drawer, it was Jon's nuts in a rickshaw.
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-going through someones text messages on his/her phone
-anything clumsy that jon howes would do (ex: missing lay ups, spilling drinks)
can be used to describe almost any situation one may encounter in daily life
Person 1: "I cant believe he missed that lay-up."
Person 2: "STRONG JON HOWES!"
Person 1 reads through person 2's texts
Person 2: "STRONG JON HOWES!"
Person 1: "Wow, I (insert clumsy/silly action here)"
Person 2: "Strong Jon Howes!"
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A variation on the drinking feat known as the cannonball where one partakes in such an action with one's hand on a window sill and feet on the wall (from the window to the wall), or vice versa, while suspended several feet above the ground and using one's free hand to rest the liquor bottle on the elbow and drink. After completing the cannonball, the performer must yell "Yeeeeeeah!" in true Lil Jon fashion. This is a physically challenging feat, one not likely to be bested.
My flawless Lil Jon cannonball execution topped even Maria's "Lil Kim cannonball", which involved drinking while swinging around a strippers' pole in edible underwear, and Kevin's "R. Kelly cannonball", where he drank while peeing on a 15-year-old girl.
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