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Jonas paradox

When a great looking guy is so good looking that he can't get any girls.

"That guy is so hot that I'm too afraid to talk to him" - friend one
"Classic Jonas paradox" - friend two

by Robby12345689 November 20, 2013

2πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Nick Jonas

1) A living God. Sex God, that is.
2) The most amazing, inspiring person you will ever hear of.
3) Not gay whatsoever, despite rumors that people believe.
4) Believed to have rekindled his flame with Miley Cyrus after preforming "Before the Storm" in Dallas, TX on their Summer 2009 tour, Jonas Brothers World Tour

Fan 1: Holy S*#( Nick Jonas is so hot.
Fan 2: The 'Rolling Stone' picture? Hotness on legs.

Fan 1: Did you hear about Nick Jonas and Miley Cyrus?
Fan 2: Yeah. Niley's back.

by njjwantsme June 30, 2009

100πŸ‘ 478πŸ‘Ž


Jonas Brothers

A pop-rock band of 3 brothers from Wyckoff, NJ that have released 4 studio albums together since 2006. They've captured the hearts and souls of millions of teens across the globe with their boyish good looks and wonderful songwriting skills. As of July 26th, 2009 they are currently on their World Tour. "Jonas Brothers" members are Joe Jonas, Nick Jonas, and Kevin Jonas.

Girl 1: Have you heard the new album from the Jonas Brothers?

Girl 2: Oh yeah! My favorite song is World War III.How about you?

by mufasa_quepasa July 27, 2009

13πŸ‘ 43πŸ‘Ž


Jonas Brothers

A group of three talented young men from New Jersey who formed a band after the youngest, Nick, was discovered by Columbia Records.

They are immensly popular and are unfortunately hated on by ignorant teenagers who have no lives.

They are one of, if not the only actually talented group of musicians to ever come from Disney. They write their own songs (and the songs of others ie: Demi Lovato and Honor Society), play their own instruments (Nick: drums, guitar, vocals, and piano; Joe: drums, guitar, vocal, tamborine, keytar; Kevin: mandolin, guitar, and vocals), and always sing live (unlike, that Hannah/ Miley girl who uses a body double on stage.)

They are gentlemen and all wear purity rings on their wedding-ring finger. Symbolizing their vow to follow what they believe in and stay sexually pure until marriage. NOT because they are "homos" or "saving themselves for each other" like immature teenage guys like to write here.

They are truley loved by all their fans and deserve all the great opprotunities that are coming their way with their rising popularity.

Idiotic Teenage Guy on Writing on Urban Dictionary: Definition of the Jonas Brothers...Fags, Cock Suckers, etc...
MATURE Teenager reading above comment: WOW. You must be REAAALLY cool.

Girl 1: WOW. Did you hear that the Jonas Brothers are the favorite to win Best New Artist at the Grammy's?
Girl 2: Yeah! They deserve it! They're one of the only band's that truely care about their fans anymore. Plus they're so talented. Did you hear about that charity concert they did last week? They raised a ton of money for the Change For the Children Foundation!
Girl 1: Yeah, they're great guys.

by LisaMarieGoesToUSC February 4, 2009

27πŸ‘ 115πŸ‘Ž


Nick Jonas

1. extremely hot

2. He should be dating a girl with brown curly hair that has red and gold strands and lived in America

Girl 1: who’s that?
Girl 2: that’s nick Jonas! He’s extremely hot

by Schade Schokolade March 23, 2018

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Joe Jonas

A man out of the pop trio 'The Jonas Brothers'. He’s starred in Camp Rock 1&2 and has voice acted for several movies. Many people think he’s a total hottie! Joe also formed band DNCE which has multi-platinum hit β€˜Cake By The Ocean’. He is married to Sophie Turned.

Wow he’s definitely a Joe Jonas!

by joe adam jonas June 27, 2020

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Jonas Diec

The New god and Life it self
He's nice, attractive, intelligent, thoughtful, gorgeous, friendly and has a good sense of humor.

Even though he doesn't think so, he's a strong personality and can deal with problems.

Friend: What is your name?
Jonas: Jonas Diec
Friend: Holy shit

by Boab56 August 29, 2012

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