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Papa John's with Mexicans and Niggers
Yo dawg did you go to Papi Juan's and see that nigger is the owner.
Juan Antonio Is a very kind guy when he wants to be one. He is very funny and will never fail to make you laugh, and his name is definitely Hispanic. Juan can be very flirty, which may make you doubt his loyalty. But he is also very sweet and will always be there if you need him. If you even meet a Juan Antonio, be sure to keep him beside you.
Girl 1: yesterday I met this guy I really like! He’s funny and nice, but he flirts so much with other girls!
Girl 2: he sounds like a Juan Antonio
I've come to make an announcement; Shadow The Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. Thats right, he took his hedgehog quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "This big" and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com, Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: PFFFT, THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS. Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.
“Bro who’s this fucking dumbass”
“That’s Juan Star lmao”
The hottest guy you will ever come across
"Look, he is so hot"
"he must be Juan Pablo Avilés"
When you're done finger banging a broad with a smelly pussy then you go swipe underneath your buddy's nose.
My friend fell victim to the Fishy Juan.
what i call myself in Town of Salem
Juan King has revealed themselves to be Mayor
That super greasy fat filled appetizer at Wills Fire.
Appetizers: buy one, get one free drink.
Buy two . Eat free for one year.
It’s coming to a town near you.
Don’t miss the juan ton.
It’ll put a cap on the lub lard layer for winter. Go Santa!