4th of July

A time to celebrate the country's independence by blowing a peice of it up.

Dude, I got some sweet illegal fireworks for the 4th of July

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Fourth of July

The day Will Smith saved the earth from an alien invasion

Person A: Thank goodness Will Smith saved us from aliens
Person B: I'll drink to that. Happy Fourth of July

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July 19

The day the Ice Age ended.

Person 1: Why does July 19 sound important?
Person 2: Is that the day the Ice Age ended?

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me Julie

A girl who is hot, esp your own girlfriend.

look at me julie and her babylons.

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July 28

July 28 is National DICK DOWN Day, A wonderful day where a lady/male gets fucked in the booty till oblivion!

Daniel: Happy Dick Down Day IT'S TIME TO FUCK MY BAE!

July 28 is National Dick Down Day.

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July 27th

July 27th is a day that many people support an adventurous lifestyle and or best friends by doing things that celebrate these things. This can be done by traveling spontaneously to another state or country at least a thousand miles away or by helping your best friend with their relationships or anything else. This day is often a day of surprises as well.

Mr.P: Ya know July 27th this year will be the most exciting day ever.

Mr.C: WILL YOU JUST TELL ME WHATS HAPPENING THAT DAY ALREADY

Mr.P: stay tuned to find out

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July 9

Give head day

Give head to your boy friend our die On July 9

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