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When the player in a Bethesda Softworks RPG decides the best route to the next objective is over a mountain, calling for the trademark jump.
"Fucking hell man, Rorikstead is just over this mountain... Screw the path, I'll just Bethesda Jump over it"
mum jump: an act in which a minimum of 2 people dig up a freshly dug grave, they find a corpse, preferably female, and 1 guy gets down in the hole and strips the body, and puts his face in her vag, then the guy up at the top of the grave jumps on the stomach of the body, causing festering organs to spew into the face of the first guy.
we went mum jumping last night
When a girl kisses you without your consent, and promptly sprints away like a scooby doo villain.
I was walking with my gut last night and she Mia jumped me
The unusual skills a young child develops to complement their running
“Always use your jumping skills“ Little Fred said as he ran, skipped and then jumped in the air like a demented rabbit
When one is on the verge of death and is revived by unprovoked anal sex. (Typically while in acoma)
That b*tch be lookin like sleeping beauty so I slumber jumped her.
When you get left on read for the first time but then you message them again and their opinion changes of you, allowing you to have another chance of impressing that person and getting the ability to start a relationship with them.
Dude #1: Hey, I jumped the curve with marry yesterday.
Dude #2: Ayeee!
The often dangerous, ever amusing action of typing any word or phrase which crosses the mind into the internet web browser as a web address to discover what pops up.
"Man, I was web jumping the other night and I typed 'midget' and it was sick! But then I typed 'so tired' and I found some wild, cool stuff!"