june 27

it’s the day that the most sexy person is born. she is fucking perfect, like she has made a deal with the devil
her boobies taste like honey and her pussy tastes like strawberrys
she’s kind, hot, and has so much love to give

me: when is your birthday?
she: june 27
me: oh that’s bcs you are so cute and beautiful and funny and i’m so in love?
she: yes!!

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June 26th

All girls born on June 26th have massive tits and a massive ass

Guy 1) damm look at Laineys ass and tits

Guy 2) yeah she is a June 26th girl

19👍 5👎

June 24

The day you get to fuck anyone you want

June 24 is coming up! Who are you going to fuck?

21👍 6👎

June 24

Where all hot guys get girlfriends if they are born on that day

Woah he’s so hot I’ma ask him out on June 24

50👍 19👎

June 16th

It's my birthday

It's June 16th that means it's my birthday, what else do you want?

14👍 4👎

June 27

If someone is born in June 27 you have to buy them a hoodie for their birthday and on Christmas because they are the best friend u will ever meet

Friend: “gives u a hoodie”

Me: why did u give me a hoodie

Friend: your birthday is June 27

14👍 4👎

June 19th

The date that always shows in every episode of Don’t hug me I’m scared

Behind the characters that is June 19th

41👍 16👎