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When one individual walks into your office and places their foot on your desk, effectively positioning their balls on your shoulder and face.
Here comes Ray, he's going to shoulder junk the new guy. Poor bastard never seen it coming!
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Something or someone that is abnormally boring or just sucks the life out of you
Guy 1: Dude your party was a total junk fest
Guy 2: Shut up dude
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An all around general term for the functioning of ones junk,
for example going to the bathroom.
hey what are you doing, what? Oh! I am am having a junk function!
eww! whats that smell?.... Oh that.... Smells like a junk function...
Watch your step, a dog had a junk function there
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A person who wants to appear cool to junkies or regular drug takers and be part of a drug scene without taking drugs. Usually ends up in the person showing off or changing their personality and/or fashion sense in order to compensate and treating old friends differently/selling them out.
no known celebrity examples of 'junk piece'
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A term used to describe the appearance of a penis that has been extremely enlarged with a penis pump.
"This one time, I pumped it really hard and it swelled up like elephant junk. She almost couldn't fuck it."
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A larger than average posterior.
Look at the junk drawer on that mf’ing Christmas elf!
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One who is cursed by incredibly stinky balls or a funky vagina.
Person 1: So did you finally go down on him?
Person 2: Almost, I pulled down his pants and he had Funnyun Junk so I just gave him a handy.
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