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When a girl knows she sweats more during sex than her man and does not care. When the act is done she continues to remain on top of her man and smother him with her sweat until she naturally dries off.
I got a Dirty Kelly last night.
A young female artist who, instead of having to go through years of hard work and rejection to earn success, won a contest on American Idol where her fame was handed to her.
dylan kelly is a Jesus lovin' actor, musician, and film production enthusiast; who has made appearances on several mtv dating shows, and appeared on KTLA channel 5 morning news in Los Angeles.
girl 1:"did you see dylan kelly on mtv?"
girl 2:"yes, i'm going to kiss him one day..."
A very talented vocalist with a nice budonkadonk. Kelly has a nice fat ass. Mucho junko in la trunko.
I predict if Kelly Clarkson posed in Playboy, it would be the magazine's hottest issue.
The most ugliest person in the universe who's cud is twinkies and says moooooo often snores like a cow smells worse then a cow and even ways more than a cow
Guy 1: Did you see my new wife kelly !!
Guy 2: DAY-UMM shes a total cow...KELLY MOO !!
Kelly: UM NOM NOM !!! MOOOOOO
(n.) a name given the status of a proper noun by rocker Marilyn Manson in reference to the anus (cornhole) of a girl simply disclosed as "Kelly". According to Manson, Kelly was a large girl with whom he and a friend became involved in sexual games one night. When Kelly exposed her anus, the two men were silently horrified to get a glimpse of a small, slimy, whitish particle somewhat resembling a corn kernel residing within. After the publication of this anecdote in his autobiography l.h.r.o.o.h, the act of referencing Kelly's Cornhole has since become an inside joke among Marilyn Manson fans, though a practical application for the term has yet to be devised other than simply describing people with corn in their ass.
I love poundin' me some cornhole... unless it's Kelly's Cornhole, that is. Blech! *convulses*