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Ken

Ken is an asian man hiding in your closet that only comes out at night. He is only there because his boss put him up to kill you and your family. He knows everything about you because he has been watching you for many months, he even knows your twitter password!

You: wth theres someone hiding in my closet
Mom: its Ken!!
You: oh honey no

by durpshat8> December 11, 2018


Ken

A male actor who played the role of one of the many characters named "Ken" in the 2023 Barbie movie.

Ryan Gosling, Scott Evans, and John Cena are all Kens.

by Pgj1997 April 8, 2024


Ken

Someone who hangs out with asian loners who play clash royale at school.

Has to weigh over 80 kilos.

"Look at him, hes the biggest 'ken' ive ever seen.

by hitthatscaryfeet June 21, 2018


KEN

a fat old piece of shit who is a plumber, father to five losers and husband to a second handed fat old piece of shit slut.

Ran into Ken at the bar. Ken is going to fix the pipes.

by XOXO10147 June 8, 2019


Ken

He is intelligent, handsome and fun. He is awesome at everything he does hot with his hair and shades he's unfortunately gay. But he has a kind way that is warm allows you to open up and speak with out being criticized and judged. He knows about life and people that's what tops it, he really is one in a million you never want to lose he's there to comfort you and makes sure if he does mock you it's as a joke. Many boys will try match his unbelievable charm and charisma but will fail miserably.

I wish I had a penis for ken

by Thispagewasmadeforme November 9, 2020


Ken

He is intelligent, handsome and fun. He is awesome at everything he does hot with his hair and shades he's unfortunately gay. But he has a kind way that is warm allows you to open up and speak with out being criticized and judged. He knows about life and people that's what tops it, he really is one in a million you never want to lose he's there to comfort you and makes sure if he does mock you it's as a joke. Many boys will try match his unbelievable charm and charisma but will fail miserably.

I wish I had a penis for ken

by Thispagewasmadeforme November 9, 2020


ken

useless, but lovable guy

He's such a ken.

by Ratiella July 31, 2023