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Hot as fuck. So freaking cute you will certainly stutter when trying to talk to him. Kenni is the reason the word perfect was invented, and many consider him to actually be a secret weapon engineered in a high-tech lab. Everybody loves and envies Kenni: from insanely handsome to insightful, from effortlessly funny to brilliant, he is what little children dream of being and what adults wish they were
Yesterday I spoke to Kenni and got a raging erection just by looking at him, while at the same time he blew my mind talking quantum science... It's so unfair he's so perfect, he must be an engineered Chinese lab weapon
Probably one of the most interesting people you’ll ever have the pleasure of meeting. Someone with this name might be creative as hell. They may be into art, music, or other similar things. If they’re funny, 60% of the time it’s on accident, but you’d still enjoy their company regardless. Kenni is a top tier friend with a top tier personality fosho!
If you’re friends with Kenni, I’m jealous of you.
KENNI A FTM HAS A THE FATTEST PUSSY EVER CALLED BIG MARTHA
Big Martha is Kenni pussy
An absolute fucking PEDOFILE this bitch will stalk 11 yr old girls and try to fuck them if you have a kennis added on social media he will send you dick pics
11yr old girl: yo have you seen my friend kennis anywhere
14yr old boy: how old is he?
11yr old girl: 22
14yr old boy: probably jerking off to pictures of you
A cool, and athletic dude and all the girls want him. He is a great listener, patient and respectful. He is always encouraging a makes everybody laugh, and always has time for you
Girl: wow that guy was so nice he is totally a Parker Kenny
Girl 2: You should go to parker
Dies in almost every single episode of South Park. gets a lot of girls. He loves to cheese. Only shows face about 3 times. He is mysterion. He hates cart man. He got to level 60 on heaven vs hell. He only mumbles. He wears a huge coat and he is poor.
Stan: oh my god you killed Kenny
Kyle: you bas***ds
Stan: how are you doing kenny. Kenny macormick: hmm
A largely overweight police officer that only uses 1-2 worded sentences such as,
-sumthin spicious
-slow down
-can’t walk
-hungry
and also has “justice” for every meal. Including,
-justice last pound of bacon
-justice this brick of cheese
-justice big plate of nachos
-justice case of canned tuna
-justice pan of grease slathered on bread.
Skinny Kenny was a not so skinny police officer in Santa Clara, Utah.