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HOLY SHIT I HATE YOU KEVIN MANNI OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU ARE SO FUCKING STUPID JESUS CHRIST YOU GINGER FUCK YOU ARE THE GAYEST PERSON ALIVE @mateo.schaefer on insta
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Kevin is a dark guy. He loves to hide in a dark corner and stare at people. If you approach a Kevin, you will get the cold shoulder, unless he knows you well. If a Kevin knows you he will be incredibly loyal and always stand with you, unless you betray his trust. Usually Kevin is athletic and smart. Kevin is never popular.
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A major heartbreaker. A boy who thinks he's the best and can get all the girls. Not considerate of emotions and dumps people easily.
"Kevin broke up with her?" "Yeah, it obviously wasn't going to last considering what a douche he is."
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A tall noob who jacks off when he plays Animal Jam
Dude I saw a Kevin yesterday in my house.
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Straight up faggot ngl, probably fakes clips and owns a team like esoteric idk him but seems like a big ole faggot
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Kevin is the type of boy who is mysterious and hard to figure out, but as you get to know him you would soon love him. He’s sweet, kind, generous, childish, Stubborn, smart, and passionate. He kisses like no other and shows you how much your worth, eventually he gets tired of trying in a relationship and then dumps the person or gets dumped. He has dreams of being with the one he loves and pictures a future with them, with all of his good friends that came along with him during his journey of growing up. He’s an attractive guy who’s low key known by everyone. He worries too much about being lonely or not being liked and doesn’t realize who is there for him every step of the way. He’s looks like the type you wouldn’t think is a good lover, but once you get into bed with him, he would rock your world!
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Kevin is the best husband. He is the poster boy for infj. Kevin’s always have your back. A true Kevin is constantly trying to make the lives of his loved ones safe and happy sometimes he forgets to share that goodness with himself.
He is only learning to value himself after a hard life spent taking responsibility for the failures of his family.
Kevin’s are never boastful and are very humble, down to earth nurturing types who often get taken for granted by narcissistic people who are just jealous of how smart and kind Kevin’s are.
A true gentleman Kevin’s often fall on the sword rather than confront people who are projecting false personality traits out of compassion because he knows deep down inside they are just embarrassed and jealous.
If you have a Kevin that loves you count your lucky stars. As long as you are good to him he will always be good to you.
Old woman struggling with groceries
Kevin : Please allow me to help
Old woman : why thank you sonny boy
Kevin : my pleasure
Child falls from top of tree and Kevin catches her before she hits the ground like in that movie Ground Hogs day
Little girl : By jolly gee mister Thanks !
Kevin : you’re welcome little child and also stay out of the tops of trees you little weirdo ( raises arms and flies into the sun )
A trio of sexy strippers are fighting off the 4rth reich as wave after wave of maxi zombies are attacking a bus full of nuns.
Using only his superior logic skills and hand to hand combat skills Kevin along with the trio of sexy strippers saved the whole world and to celebrate they had a nonstop Molly poping sex party.
Girl # 1 : omg !! Yes ... Kevin .. yeah .. oh my god I love when you do that !
Girl number two : eeeeeee yyyyyyy ooohhhh my fucking god !
Girl # 3 : gape me daddy !
Kevin : shit eating grin ... that’s right ... kiss eachother ... you don’t all have to blow me at once ! Oh ladies ! Oh ... ohhhhhh ...
In unison everyone : splooge !
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