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Kevins tend to be douchebags. Unattractive and unwanted by women. They tend to be attracted to young girls and cheat on the ones of legal age that love them.
they get angry over everything and are extemely cruel.
That kevin is a right cheating douche.
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This guy thinks really highly of himself, doesn't think about what he says to others. Lies a lot even to people he considers his friends. Will always try to get sympathy. Dramatic. Dumps girls usually in a text or email. Cute but too cocky. Don't ever fall for one, they just likes to lie and leave you.
"That guy is so cute"
"Careful, that's Kevin he's a real jerk"
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Tiny dick no woman looks like waldo
Look at this fuckboy Waldo Kevin
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Kevin is a mean old grumpy man most of the time. Some times they try to make you laugh but fail dramatically. They often get "triggered" over stupid stuff. A kevin can sometimes be a little mean.
Man that guy is real mean he must be a kevin!
Man that guys is so unfunny he is a real kevin
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A little stuck Indian Bitch who likes sucking Simons sick for a living
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Kevin is probably the most amazing person you'll ever meet, he is the complete package, funny, charming, handsome, cute, playfull, caring, understanding, loving, and most of all has a huge dick, probably the biggest you'll ever see, it looks great, smells great, and he knows how to use it like a real man. Kevin is also quite tall and is very well built, he excels at almost everything he does, he is good at sports and academics. He also aspires to succeed in life and most likely he will do so, he's probably going to be your boss one day, he questions everything and likes knowledge. He is also very competitive in all he does and doesn't like taking advice from other people. He is good with friends and is slightly extroverted but enjoys time alone. Most of the time he let's his ego get the better. He likes to come of to other people as big and the best at everything but with the right person he can be as soft, sweet and gentle as a flower.
So if you ever do meet a Kevin never ever let go of them cause he will brighten your life.
"wow who did that amazing thing, he must be Kevin"
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Double Herpes; the sexually transmitted disease known as "herpes," but twice as effective
"Dude...I should not have banged that chick last night..."
"Why?"
"I think...she gave me Kevin..."
"...dude that IS bad..."
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