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Alphabet Keyboard

These shitty keyboards that if you're not careful can make your sentence just some random letters
If you're gonna make a keyboard make it a qwerty keyboard. Its simply much better to type with.

Me: Hey, why does Netflix and youtube on Xbox have a Alphabet Keyboard?
Logan: Yeah, its so dumb.

by ComesToVeryMind August 14, 2020


keyboard kisser

Someone who is confident talking shit or spitting game explicitly online but never in person. They are given courage from the protection of their computer screen, but are quiet IRL.

Jared is always talking shit on discord but never has anything to say when I see him in person. He’s such a keyboard kisser.

by NotUrMomma November 07, 2022


dodgy keyboard

When you finger a loved one during a moment of anger, as if you were furiously pressing a button on a keyboard (dodgy keyboard requires sweat and a spike of insulin).

Friday night, the boss is demanding that you complete the spreadsheet before the weekend, you think of your wife and how your going to dodgy keyboard the crap out of here when you find out she's been sleeping with your boss.

by TheWaterMoose January 16, 2017


split keyboard

A feature on practically every mobile keyboard that is either the most useful or the most fucking useless and annoying feature

Dickface: I love my split keyboard

Cowshit: piss off, split keyboard can suck my dick

by Carl Wheezer's Croissant June 20, 2023


Keyboard magic

Being fake online.

I didn't know what to say, so I used a little keyboard magic.

by 096_blair01 June 29, 2022


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by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 28, 2025


How keyboard

Jokingly written to make fun of bad support requests, mainly seen in the CoD modding community.

Idiot: hello how to write a chat black ops 2
Idiot: How keyboard

Moderator: are you an idiot?

by PLamble April 07, 2023