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lost cat rule

An accepted procedure, custom, or habit governing conduct with regard to a lost person at a beer festival. The lost person is treated like a lost cat. Not all cats are lost or want to be found and will be treated as such.

"We can't find Drew!"
"Lost cat rule. He'll come back when he's tired, drunk, and wallet-less."
"True."

by fledglingbrewer September 2, 2017


I lost absolute

10x worse than losing full

He just killed me... I lost absolute!!!

by Mac11Glocks&9s May 23, 2021


Lost Your Ringtone

To tell someone, specifically a significant other: "You Lost Your Ringtone" is a serious sign the relationship is over. A special ringtone is only reserved for those near and dear. It is the ultimate end of the relationship. On the upside, you can give the former ringtone to your new boo. One persons loss, another's gain.

Nitai: I have bad news. You lost your ringtone. Sorry.

by Funny Moms April 27, 2018


Lost my tackle

To suffer a financial loss, or to lose something valuable, generally through bad luck or bad investment of which one is only partially responsible, variation on, but less complete than, 'hook, line and sinker'.

Yea i don't know how it happened either but I lost my tackle on that house

The 2008 Market Crash should be investigated: almost two years after the mortgage crisis and everyone lost their tackle.

Lindsey caught me with Jane after that party; lost my tackle on that one.

by Wynken de Word April 20, 2010


lost my waffle

Almost went insane over something too good to be true.

That booty is so dope, I almost lost my waffle.

by abeslincoln4life March 5, 2014


Lost your nappy

To lose ones nappy (not an actual nappy)

Josh got angry and lost his nappy

Stop being a douche and put your nappy back on

Calm down and don't lose your nappy

Have you lost your nappy?

by Lord Crimble December 22, 2009


Lost my crappetite

The feeling of no longer needing to make a bowel movement after smelling someone else's.

I walked into the office restroom after a co-worker had just dropped an S-bomb, but the fallout was so bad I completely lost my crappetite.

by jupiter77 February 10, 2010

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