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An affluent suburb north of Chicago.The people that live in lake forest usually come form old/corrupt money and therefore strive for nothing in everyday life and their schooling except for dating around and "keeping it classy (which really means act like whore/ d-bag you are but don't let too many people find out, because that would be just so not classy)".Lake Forest hides the fact that it has the highest teen drinking and drug rate in America and that if it's people weren't considered rich they would be called trash. In the past 3 months 4 kids have committed suicide (and of course it didn't make local news) because they were tormented by the kids and the suffocating atmosphere at Lake Forest High School. Lake Forest residents refuse to think that maybe their bigotry leads to humble people's demise and instead sob dishonestly about the "friends" they've lost. The guys that live in Lake Forest are far from charming but their money and preppy colored clothing attracts the dumb whores who infest the town whom are raised from birth to look for their potential husbands so they can comfortably stay in their historical roles of stay-at-home moms. People in Lake Forest call themselves "beautiful" when in fact many are walking the line of average and they all look the same. Overall, Lake Forest is a true white trash town (excluding the token black guy).
Person 1: Hey dude, you wanna go to Lake Forest to get some grub?
Person 2: Nah! A sandwich costs like $10 there and besides I wouldn't fit in if ya know what I mean.
Person 1: trust me I know what your sayin dude! Those people are living on cloud 9.
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The act of a man inserting is scrotum into a womans ear and pouring peanut butter in her asshole that has been cooked in the microwave on medium high for 3 minutes, and having a cat lick it out while the other man inserts his scrotum into the asshole of the cat and when they both ejaculate they ejaculate onto the peanut butter then they put it into the jar and wait till some one gets home and eats it and passes out then the act is repeated until said homestead is scattered of bodies covered in jizz and peanut butter and then the original partners must skeet every where until the room fills up into a white lake
Bro why is the Lewis's house being repaired?
Apparantley they had a white lake last night
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boring ass little subdivision in illinois surrounded by cornfields like 20 minutes away from pekin and about 15 minutes away from peoria...
most kids have no life and are either at the pool or beach all day or are vandalising shit and doing drugs...
*one of the kids that vandalise shit and doing drugs is currently in rehab...woo baby...
this little town thing mainly consists of old people, rich people, and above average newly started families...
the little gas station on the outskirts of l.c. has a rule dumbass rule in which yew have to 18 to buy a fucking energy drink which pisses all of the kids that vadalise shit and do drugs off insanely fucking bad...
everyone who lives here are very nosey and bitchy and always craving toknow everyones buisness and calling the cops on anyone and everyone that has done something bad or something that those nosey people think is wrong...
many lawsuits are formed against people for dumbass reasons so beware...
my family hasbeen in 3...
2 of which were caused by me sickingmy dogs on annoying hell peopleand the other cuz me and my friend, "wolfey", started shit with my neighbor by calling her a slut because she tried to sleep with my dad while he was on holiday right before he went to iraq...
then she started telling everyone at CAT the im a duggie, my sister is a whore, and my grandpa was a pervert...
it eventually got down tomy dad and grandma since they work at CAT too and just laughed histerically cuz she didnt have the guts to say that to my face...
never move to lake camelot...
it is the rich version of a hick town...
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A puny 2 mile long community in Mercer Pennsylvania based around a pond of stagnant water that for some reason, the inhabitants believe is okay to swim in, considering that the water grows a thick layer of stinking bacteria filled scum every year that slowly makes its way to the swimming area. The Lake is home to many old people, mostly retired, a few democrats and an absolute ASSLOAD of republicans. Most people are zombies, highly unfriendly, and white. The Lake has two big water towers which are the only eye-catching thing there and has Native American tribe names for street addresses. How cute.
Robert: I got a waterborne disease while swimming...
John: Did you swim at Lake Latonka?
Robert: Yeah, why?
John: Congratulations, you're going to die.
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The act of urinating in a females vagina
a girl wanted me to perform a great lakes....so i did
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where the cool kids live aka patto
also where they film kath and kim
'shes a bit of a snob, she must live in patterson lakes'
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ghetto neighborhood in Illinois full of ghetto people, ghetto drugs, ghetto houses, ghetto cars, ghetto roads, and GHETTO CHILDREN WHO HAVE NO RESPECT FOR ELDERS!!! home of the biggest black bus stop in history, jesse oaks, and the convenience stop... if i were you, which i know your looking up gages lake on urban dictionary, so you must live here, i would MOVE!!!
"i grew up in Gages lake"
"woah, are you ok?"
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