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Studying for a test or doing homework while beer is involved, making difficult classes such as physical chemistry more bearable. Classes involved can be any class that is deemed difficult.
Also can be referred to as A = ebc, which is the real Beer's law used in chemistry, where A is absorbance, e is the extinction coefficient, b is the path length, and c is the concentration.
It is useful to use this definition to indicate beer is involved in public places where it is not appropriate to speak of such things.
Person A : Hey man you do that p. chem homework last night?
Person B: Naw man, i'ma hit it up tonight with my buddies using Beer's law, u game?
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No matter how obvious a joke or parody is, at least one person will eventually take it seriously.
Cole's Law is the extreme of Poe's Law, where a parody without clear intent is indistinguishable from actual extremism.
The name is a pun on "coleslaw", making the term itself a meta-example.
"It's not my fault that I took it seriously. Haven't you heard of Poe's Law?"
"Oh yeah, well have you ever heard of Cole's Law?"
"Yes, it's delicious."
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Any act, when done by at least two bros, must be immediately replicated in the exact same fashion by all other bros in attendance. There are no exceptions, and this act should usually be either eating a disgusting food or performing a gratuitously idiotic and/or homoerotic act.
Me and Justin just drank rotten congealed coconut milk. BRO LAW!!!
Everyone else: God damn it.
Dude, me AND JEREMY just took Adderall, BRO LAW THAT SHIT!
Everyone else: God damn it.
Me and Samson just pimp smacked this girl. BRO LAW!!!
Everyone else: that shits wrong..
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Shorthand for the Second Law of Thermodynamics, which predicts the Heat Death of the Universe. Used as shorthand for an acknowledgement of existential futility.
Why are you a foule vegitarian? 2nd Law and all that!
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Those friends you HAVE to be friends with out of respect for someone you actually do like (especially your spouse). You see them at parties you don’t want to go to, you invite them to your parties and they don't bring anything, they friend request you, they ask you personal questions, they tell eveyone you are really good friends, you secretly hope they get a new job out of the country.
"So-and-so, or one of my friends-in-law, just showed up. After he gave me the half empy bag of chips he brought to share he asked me how our bankruptcy was going. Don't tell him personal sh*t and don't invite him anywhere ever again."
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The principle of never letting a good tragedy go to waste. Derived from Rahm Emanuel's quote "You never let a serious crisis go to waste. And what I mean by that it's an opportunity to do things you think you could not do before."
"After the shooting, gun control advocates tried to get assault weapons banned. Rahm's Law in action, people."
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No Twitter account with pronouns in bio has anything worthwhile to say
Don't get so worked up, by Scrump's Law his reply is worthless anyway.
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