Dirty Ella-li

A dirty ella-li is the act of your significant other venting to you in a call and you jerking off to her troubles.

I gave a Dirty Ella-li to my girlfriend yesterday!

Dirty Ella-li

A Dirty Ella-li is the act of venting to a male and them jerking off on call

I gave my boyfriend a dirty ella-li yesterday!

beautiful lies

A lie stated by a liar that your in love with being that your caught up in love you don’t clearly recognize the lies / manipulation .

Listen to Beautiful Lies by Yung Bleu & Kehlani

beautiful lies

A lie stated by a liar that so clearly lies all the time but you would never realize because of how caught up in love you are ( also clearly being manipulated) .

Listen to the song beautiful lies by Yung Bleu & Kehlani 🫶🏽

jewish lies

-Lies beyond lies -
Tales that go far beyond anywhere near the truth

Friend: “I go to the doctor everyday”

Me: “Jewish lies”

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we all know what this means! wait you arent from sweden? oh then you wont understand our languängä.
hejdå då.

you är minä.
no im nöt
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fragile(fra-gi-li)

A dumb way to say fragile!

That box is fragile(fra-gi-li).