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Originating from an episode of How I Met Your Mother where they discussed multiple Canadian sex acts, the Newfoundland lobster trap involves a girl having sex on top of a guy, and right when he is about to climax, he twists her nipples and yells "Here comes the drawn butter!"
Last night, I ran out of sex acts to perform so I had to give her a Newfoundland lobster trap!
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For one to angle thine appendage so that it is pointing toward the vagina as one ejaculates slowly, therefore creating a cascading effect with seminal discharge upon the meaty flesh of said vagina.
Consuela: Jorge, I'm so bored with our sex life
Jorge: well, what should we do?
Consuela: let's try something new.
Jorge: well, you've never let me butter your lobster.
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A rib steak and lobster like lobster is when a mans genitals is shoved so far inside you it touches your ribs and makes you clamp like lobster claws
Ethel, Jimmy gave me the ole rib-steak and lobster last night.
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When a man and a woman have sex during the woman's menstrual cycle. The woman then gives a blowjob to the man, thus sucking off the menstrual residue.
Did you hear? Emily gave Steven a Deep Fried Lobster!
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A sex position, like anal doggy-style, but you're lying on your tummy.
Oh! Richard! Keep doing that blue lobster on me!
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backwards tittie fuck while twisting the nipples
She enjoyed it when I gave her a Nigerian Dirty Lobster last night.
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A group of men blowing their loads over a sunburnt English person.
Oh my god Jessica, Jolyne was emptying the lobster crate last night after a day at the beach. What a slut.