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It's the long term clowning of ones self. The lifetime clowning that's so slow and devious that you don't see it coming.
One morning Yahoo Serious got out of bed, made coffee, read the paper, and went into the bathroom to brush his teeth. When he looked in the mirror, he realized for the first time that he had been on the Long Clown.
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How Long The cook in a cheap Chinese restaurant. When you hear the waitress yell How Long she's not concerned with when you get your food, she's on the cook's ass to get it moving so she can have her smoke break. How Long
Hey; How Long, get your little chink ass movin', gimmie that kung pow chicken for these assholes at table three. It's time for my smoke break.
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one thousand pounds sterling (£1000)
O.K. Reggie e's give you the tom. Give im a long one.
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A girl/boy (preferably emo) wearing long sleeves to cover self harm cuts or scars.
Look at her and her long sleeves.
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Expression used in Freestyle Motocross to define a situation in which the rider goes from point A to point B without performing any real trick. It is also called a Dead Sailor.
He made the backflip, bur the next jump was a Long Dart.
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A small piece of land wedged between New York City and oblivion. Forever known for Billy Joel, grating accents, and, unfortunately, the Hamptons.
I'll speak funny and listen to Billy Joel, but I'm from Long Island, not the Hamptons.
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Is an island off Manhattan island, that is 118 miles long. Long Island contains Queens, Brooklyn, Nassau, and Suffolk counties. Queens and Brooklyn are part of the 5 boroughs of New York City.
Nassau and Suffolk Counties are not part of the 5 boroughs and are strictly just Long Island.
***I don't know why, but many that live in Queens and Brooklyn think they're not part of "long island". Sorry, unless there is some river that just appears overnight over the Queens/Nassau border, you are part of THIS island!
***Many that live in Nassau and Suffolk (not all sorry if I generalized somebody), think that once you cross that Queens/Nassau border, you are no longer part of long island. Nope, they're the city limits, and also geographically connected to this very island.
If you want to listen to me, maybe you should substitute the term "long island" if you live in Queens or Brooklyn, to "going out east" or "out in the island", just something like that etc. Same thing goes for you guys in Nassau and Suffolk, when your heading towards Queens or Brooklyn, just say "Queens" or "Brooklyn"
Rock on --
Blah blah blah Long island blah blah
***they made we write this
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