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milf day june 19th
emma: hey it’s milf day today
david: heard ur mom was a milf
The day after Mother's Day
On Mother's Day, many mothers post pictures celebrating their special day, thereby allowing for Milf Day, when the milfs found the day prior are celebrated.
When fucking a 40 plus year old midget with children.
I went to the circus and went home with some condensed milf.
A senior aged to post-cougar MILF in remarkably good shape and figure, most often observed at higher-end grocery stores. Jurassic MILFs are usually only spotted by men post-40 years of age as the lowest age bracket. Particularly fine specimens with glorious plumage can attract the attention of adult males as young as 15 years of age. Jurassic MILFs have become far more prevalent with later aged divorce rates and improved brassiere technology while younger females average heavier mass.
Jurassic MILFs should not be confused with "backside hit and runs" where a viewer's initial evaluation of garmented backside approval meets a leathered front side. Some Jurassic MILFs are such an enigma that another shopping cart drive-by is needed to fully absorb the situation. Jurassic MILF's are a more proud, stable, and submissive creature that lack the attention deficit of the Cougar. For this reason, idle attempts at conversation are low risk without mental Seppuku.
Yeah, Casi's on the corner....great fish. Try it, its the autobaun of MILF to Jurassic MILF.
A milf with a testosterone level higher than the average mother, with a physical appearance that intimidates the sexually aroused male and possesses dominative qualities. She may look like a bodybuilder, have a tall stature with broad shoulders, and weigh over 20 pounds more than you, but that doesn't mean she does not need the same sexual thrill like a regular mother.
You don't fuck a Sledge-Milf, a Sledge-Milf fucks you...
The young male was dominated by the Sledge-Milf and woke up the next morning with a broken cock.
Cougar milf cougar milf
A two word phrase used to describe a smoking, sexy, hot, 30+ year old mother.
Cougar milfs are often found at little league baseball games, parks, groceries stores, and your local farmers market .. To list a few.
Hey Todd, she's a cougar milf!
*points to Todd's smoking, sexy, hot mother.
"Mom-I'd-Like-to-Fuck" rock-and-roll/rock.
"Is Bon Jovi still making albums? Fucking milf rock bullshit."