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baseball team based in Chiba.
they haven't won the pennant in 30 years.
the last time they won the title was also 30 years ago.
Marine Force Recon
1) Best military fighting force in the whole fucking world
2) Chuck Norris in miniature
You can run, you can hide, but Marine Force Recon will find you anyways and kick your filthy ass across the globe
Terrorist 1: Hey, whats that?
Terrorist 2: I think its a.... Oh FU...
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Licensed professional seafarers who work in either the deck or engine departments of Merchant Vessels. They ascend to these positions based on either Maritime College educations, or less commonly through time served and advancements 'up the hawsepipe' through testing.
Deck officers: 3RD Mate (primarily safety officer), 2ND Mate (primarily navigations officer, Chief Mate (supervisor), and Captain (overall command of vessel and personnel)
Engine Officers: 3RD Assistant Engineer, 2ND Assistant Engineer, 1ST Assistant Engineer, and Chief Engineer (in charge of entire engine room and shipboard mechanical/electrical components)
(NOTE: Steward's Department does not consist of any officers, all personnel in this department are unlicensed but certain Stewards carry more authority than others.)
Before becoming a vessel operations manager, Brian sailed as a Merchant Marine officer with Moore McCormack Lines.
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To warm or massage the booty hole before eating it out like groceries
I need you marinate the booty hole first then we can do it
A female that is in the Air Force that only "dates" marines because she believe them to be hot. However said Marines use said female as a place to either rest their cock or turn into a jizz trap.
Man that broad will sleep with anyone that has a Marine uniform on...
that's cuz she's a dirty marine cock-pit.
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the living organisms found in each aquatic ecosystem
such as the fish, plants, and other life forms
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A sexual act in which Marines partake
ritualistically. Multiple men initiate sexual intercourse with a female and, one at a time, bust inside of her. The last one to blow his load in her must drink the rest of it out of her vagina.
Damn, it looks like Devin’s gonna have to drink the Marine Corp Milkshake!