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A man who can make a LOT of people weak in the knees. All you have to do is Google his modeling pictures. He is sex on a stick and there is no other way about it. Also a very awesome actor; probably best known for his role as the Incredible Hulk in the 2012 Avengers movie. Also starred in Now You See Me, a movie with THE biggest plot twist in the history of plot twist.
"Mark Ruffalo? Oh, you mean that huge green guy who thrashed Loki in Avengers?" "Yea, not just Loki, but Thor too."
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A man most likely to sit the bench and polish a coaches dick.
Person 1: Wow that kid never plays.
Person 2: I know he's such a Trey Marks
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An extremely talented English actor widely known for his villainous roles such as Lord Blackwood in Sherlock Holmes and Frank D'Amico in Kickass. He often collaborates with directors Matthew Vaughn, Ridley Scott and Guy Ritchie.
Craig: Damn! Mark Strong is in everything these days!
John: Who?
Craig: He's the bad guy in Sherlock Holmes and Kickass.
John: Whoa! They're the same person!?
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When someone does a poo in a box and throws it at somebody elses dad.
Person 1: What happened?
Person 2: Poo Mark.
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The red outline on a persons body (usually forehead) left by a heavy slapping of a man's penis. This is the result where said victim has ran their mouth too much, didn't give head, or passed out drunk.
I gave that bitch so many mushroom marks that her forehead looked like the background of a smurfs episode.
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DID YOU KNOW COCK COCK QAWSEDFRTGYHUJIKOLP
Friend: I really want some pizza from Mark's Pizzeria
Other Friend: DID YOU KNOW COCK COCK QAWSEDFRTGYHUJIKOLP
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A term that Tequila (pronounced Tuh-kwee-luh), aka Ed Bassmaster of Youtube fame, uses when referring to superstore conglomerate "Wal-mart".
Y'all got any diapers up in yo Wal-mark.
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